That fruit cup commercial. "Oh, they're drainers."
All music sounds like crap right now.
Dried banana chips.
I slammed my thumb in my desk drawer. Now it has a heartbeat.
Dried food bits stuck to the inside of my water bottle. Thank you, dishwasher.
Who staples a check?!
Let the weirdness begin.
People who say "O" when they mean "zero"
"WIND CHILL VALUES...15 BELOW TO 30 BELOW."
Raw sewage coming up out of the floor drain in the restroom. Again. Ugh.
"We need a little Christmas."
Finding mystery bits stuck to the bottom of the inside of your water bottle while you're polishing off the last ounce of your second bottleful.
Group text conversations.
I have the chicken dance song stuck in my head.
"Processing, please wait..." *crash*
Your current student loan balance: $0. Your estimated loan balance you'll owe when you graduate: $11,000. Q: As of today, what is your current student loan balance? A: $0. INCORRECT; your current student loan balance is $11,000.
"Round and Round" by Ratt
"Trunk or Treat"
This isn't elementary school. We don't call the parents every time the student needs to do something. Your daughter is 19 years old and is plenty old enough to handle her own mail.
"Woke up to see this on our counter and literally got butterflies in my stomach."
Finding mold in the non-disassembleable lids of both of my water bottle. Sorry Brita, time to break up.
This girl is pronouncing "and" as "ants".
That last ounce of cold coffee at the bottom of the cup. I don't want to drink it but I don't want to waste it.