There's a happy snuggly kitty on my lap and I don't want to oust him to get up and get ready for work.
Where the dang diddly fracking heck are all these illegal parkers coming from?!
No more episodes of Stranger Things to watch
I ordered my coffee Monday with two-day shipping. I got a shipping notice on Wednesday. Today, the tracking still says, "Shipping Label Created. Pre-Shipment Info Sent to USPS." wtf
The way the lady in the Staples ad says, "Easy peasy lemon squeezy"
Running out of coffee beans and being forced to drink Keurig.
It's humid and smells like a dead animal in here.
Neighborhood kids lighting fireworks when I'm trying to go to sleep.
the roof blew off of part of my office building last night and the whole parking lot is closed today but the offices aren't.
A young grackle may have met his demise in the pool.
"guac" and "parm"
I'm not playing Minecraft right now.
Gah, the cat got into the flowers again. At least he only ate a rose leaf this time and I know those aren't dangerous for cats, although he'll probably puke.
Why does my (clean) laundry suddenly smell like cheese?
STOP SAYING 'LIKE'!!!!
Of course the maintenance guy shows up to check out the heat situation this morning when it's 50 degrees and we've had the windows open. Come back at noon, dude.
And now it's 458 degrees in the office.
when you get that tickly feeling in the back of your throat that makes you cough uncontrollably and nothing will make it go away and everybody in the office thinks you're dying
when Windows Media Center randomly opens