Feeling compelled to break stuff.
It's hard to enjoy time off when you know what's waiting for you when you get back.
Starting the workday with a Cypress Hill song in my head.
The amount of vocal fry in this Kohl's ad is unbearable.
The word "comfy"
Poop on the toilet seat in the women's restroom. What is this, a preschool??
Twerking ice cream cones.
Skudd implying I'm not grumpy today.
Shopping sites that require me to create an account in order to browse. Buh bye.
The way Roland Orzabal bares his teeth in the "Shout" video. Like one of those whitening toothpaste commercials where you know the actors were told to show as much teeth as possible while talking.
When the air is humid enough that the last Pop Rocks in the package stick together along the sides and I can't get them out.
"It's a process."
Realtor photos with overdone HDR.
Limp Bizkit ruined "Behind Blue Eyes" for me. I can't think of it without thinking of the Speak & Spell voice.
When Facebook won't let me be myself.
Something about this coffee (or maybe the creamer) is weird today.
The scent of Johnson's baby shampoo has changed.
difference of opinion # attack
Shopping for clothes makes me hate the world.
"The Internet is for porn" song.
Screwing up grumps.
Screwing up grumsp.
watery eyes almost immediately when I stepped into the office