"We are experiencing unusually high call volumes."
People don't understand Brooks' Law.
"Oh no! There is a slight amount of moisture on the road. I must drive like it is a solid sheet of ice."
People who attempt to enter the elevator AS SOON AS THE DOORS OPEN when there are people who need off.
"Your conference will begin momentarily. Please continue to hold."
Jr. has been really indecisive all day.
MY HANDS HURT A LOT
Slept awfully last night.
iHurt. The new product from Apple?
When enough things come together that all cause me to be grumpy, I reach a point where I lose all motivation to care or to do anything. I'm there right now.
I am 90% sure my cervical spine is attempting to fuse.
This day just keeps getting better and better.
Overslept this morning.
Losing my voice.
Heartburn from sinus drainage.
Got a robo-dial for a business loan thing, pressed the button to talk to someone, asked if they follow the national do not call registry, chick said, "Uh, yes we do." then hung up on me.
Might be time to start shopping at Lowe's.
Self-signed SSL certificate authorizations expiring after I log in to authenticated systems.
Hitting cmd+q instead of cmd+w in Chrome.
My lower back has been popping today and now it's really starting to hurt. A lot.
Automated voice menu things understanding "G" as "3".
Cold toilet seats.
Warm toilet seats.