All the typing sounds in "Mr. Robot".
When people type, "Aweeeee," when what they really mean is, "Awwwwwe."
Today's daily reports are long and full of terrors.
I have "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" stuck in my head.
Going to the effort last night of getting out clothes for today so I could get ready this morning more expediently. And thinking I had a nice outfit picked out, but then realizing after putting it on this morning that it looks pretty bad. And not having a good backup plan, resulting in me spending twice as long as normal this morning trying to put together a panic outfit. And now I'm stuck wearing these boots that aren't entirely comfortable and make me walk like a dozy plonker, but I didn't realize it until I got to work.
Naming a baby "Blanket"
WHY IS IT SO GOSH DANG FRICKING COLD IN HERE?!
My office smells like fresh urine.
Not sure if gunshots or something innocuous.
The way people in Yorkshire leave out the word "the" most of the time.
I should probably be shopping for clothes and shoes right now, but I hate shopping.
When I forget to set a time on my Jimmy John's order and it arrives way before noon.
Being instructed to instruct people to log out and back in on here.
being called "Willdo"
Sickness is ravaging our department again.
The naming scheme of "Friends" episodes.
The cup holder on my computer keeps opening because it's right where my leg keeps hitting the button.
Sites that require a login but don't have an option to log out when you're done.
When people pronounce 'else' as 'elts'
People who say "less" when they should say "fewer".
The word 'stink'.
"This is goals."