You just lost the game.
When I spend five minutes trying to track down the missing record and then suddenly realize I'm an idiot and 57 + 4 = 61, not 62.
Whispering in movies, tv shows, or on the radio.
Islands in the Stream
the way Jennifer Garner talks
My coat zipper broke beyond repair today and the weather has turned cold and wet again.
All the times I know I'll try to enter "2.29.18" as the date today.
"pick your brain"
I ordered a tuna melt and I got a cold tuna salad sandwich. Where's the melt??
The couple making out by my window.
When I can hear the saliva smacking in someone's mouth when they talk.
That webinar was just a lady reading through PowerPoint slides about how to sign up for an account on their website. Most useless 45 minutes of my day so far.
Someone didn't do a very thorough job of plucking the feathers from these chicken thighs.
I can't be both empathetic and apathetic at the same time.
This Reese's Cup coffee creamer is weird.
Not having a decent spoon at the office for eating beef stew. The plastic ones we have go all meltedy.
When I'm listening to Spotify at the front desk and a Vagasil commercial comes on.
AIR CONDITIONING IN JANUARY
When an air freshener is advertised as a nice autumnal apple spice scent but it smells more like urinal cake.
When someone asks for my opinion and then argues against my answer.
Skudd is really grumpy before lunch.
Forgetting to verb a sentence.