"at this time"
Stupid Mr. Lofthouse and his delicious cookies!
Being judged for preferring the self checkout at stores.
Incomplete if/then statements.
The way Lynette Nusbacher over-enunciates, and also the way she talks so intensely you think she's going to rip your face off.
The spelling of the official song title "Hot in Herre"
The strong winds keep making the door between the kitchen and garage pop open even though it's securely latched.
"Prayers to the family"
"I'm obsessed!" # "I like this thing."
create # curr-ate
New scratches on my glasses.
People who pronounce the B in "subtle"
I WANT TO TAKE A NAP
People who see everyone and everything as either all good or all bad. The world is not black and white.
When tea leaves manage to escape the filter and end up floating in my tea.
Getting political advertising texts addressed to John.
We represent the Lollipop Guild...
Five fricking minutes for one bus stop is a little excessive.
All the things.
Facebook, why you keep showing me the same five posts from 8 hours ago?!
When the "logout" option on a site is hard to find.
Forgetting until now that the zipper on my coat is broken.
When the restaurant serves your food with a napkin from another restaurant
Lindsey Buckingham split from Fleetwood Mac again.
Jimmy John's never puts napkins in the bag with delivery orders.
Dead ant floating in my coffee. I know it wasn't there when I first made the coffee. wtf.