Subutei's Grumps

Notes. Verse.

When someone starts a conversations with, "I’m about to throw you in front of another bus."

Can we have an update on the meeting to meet about updating the meeting update?

While you can never have too much cowbell, I think it is possible to have too much PM.

When you nudge someone to do a thing, but they don't get that they're being nudged.

When basic troubleshooting is not performed or documented.

Doing what someone else is too lazy to do.

My computer has been acting wonky all morning long. After copious amounts of troubleshooting and reboots, I discovered the Windows key was stuck in the down position.

When the completion of non-priorities is made super extra double special critical and actual priorities have to be dropped...just to return as mega priorities.

I left my headphones at home. This makes it harder to make it obvious that I don't want to talk to you.

I grump when I have my headphones on, am obviously working, and someone shows up wanting to have a meeting with me right now.

I've answered the same question four times today.

When tools fail to perform the only reason for their existance.

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