Mom tried to calm me down. I don't want to be calm.
Mom and Dad changed my clothes. I didn't want my clothes changed.
I don't want to eat what Mommy and Daddy are eating.
I didn't nap today.
I puked all over myself and we're stuck in traffic.
WHY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND WHY I AM FUSSY?!
I'm tired. I'm hungry. I don't feel good.
I'm teething, I have a cold, and I'm tired.
Daddy only talked to me a little bit today and I didn't get to spend the day with him. I'm protesting by crying as loud as I can and refusing to nurse before bed.
Mom and dad put me in the pack-n-play instead of taking me to bed with them in this hotel room.
Traveling when I'm already grumpy.
I have not been able to make up my mind all day and the only way I know how to deal with it is to fuss at Mom and Dad.
Mom put me down for a nap, Dad is working, and I don't want to be alone in my room, let alone take a nap.
Mom and Dad thought that I should sleep last night. I didn't want to, though.
Mama just left the room, Daddy is uninteresting, and I'm just upset.
I'm grumpy and daddy doesn't know why.
Daddy tried to put me to bed, but I'm not sleepy.
Mama wouldn't let me eat her phone.
This dang cough. Mama and I both have it, and it seems like Daddy might be getting it too.
I'm just tired.
Mommy left the room and didn't take me with her.
Daddy just walked past me and didn't take me with him.
I'm just grumpy.
Mommy and Daddy weren't in the same room with me. Even though I could see them, it wasn't good enough.
And I am working on my first teeth.
My head is itchy.
Don't wait to go to bed