Too much noise for me to sleep in.

A random, chirping smoke detector.

I have had this intense stabbing nerve pain in my left arm ALL DAY.

Poinsettias

Inflation was 6.8% over the last month.

I am very nervous about going to pick up a parts order for the van from the dealership, because they undoubtedly have poinsettias all over the place. I can't take antihistamines for any reaction I have to them, and I REALLY don't want to have to use my EpiPen.

I have to be off antihistamines for the next several days.

I have no idea where my scissors went.

"We are experiencing a higher than normal call volume right now." I get this ANY TIME I call into an AVR, no matter where I'm calling. If it's so consistent like this, then it's not higher than normal, it _is_ normal. Also, it doesn't help me at all to know that every 45 seconds while I'm on hold.

I am feeling incredibly overwhelmed and grumpy today.

This hold music is interrupted every third measure by the standard "have your information handy" recording.

The pronunciation of "Hors d'oeuvre"

A GPU driver update broke my cryptomining. I had to roll back to an older driver to get it to work again.

The diceware phrase for the last private Grump I made was wholly xenophobic and inappropriate.

Video games are supposed to be relaxing and enjoyable. They are all being pushed by their offering managers that the releases and updates are so far from good quality that the games suffer and cause the people who spend money on them to feel cheated and frustrated.

Star Citizen is a pile of dog poo.

Waking up before the sun is fully up due to a caffeine headache.

The Cessna 208 in MSFS 2020 is so broken after this last update, it's un-fly-able.

I was going to give Jr his iPad, but the living room looked like Toy Story had vomited all over the place.

I was snoring away in my chair, only for Jr to wake me up, asking to play on his iPad.

I am so incredibly tired of these stupid web applications that load a basic static page, then use JavaScript and async requests to load the relevant information on the page.

Go go Gadget Excedrin!

Festering ant bites on my lower left leg.

I was just looking at Jr's math schoolwork and saw "12 - 8 = ___". I had to think about it for a couple of minutes before I realized the answer.

My authentication cookie expired and I had to log in again.

Robinhood sent me an email to disclose that they had a security breach that has exposed my email address to the attacker. This means that I'll start seeing more spammy and scammy emails.

I haven't added "forgotten password" support on GrumpLog, and it's been 5 years since I launched the site.

Facebook, stop alerting me about things, especially when you won't let me see them.

I get so tired of the clearly-Photoshop'ed text on things, attempting to make it look like it was originally handwritten. It's even worse when people use Comic Sans as the font.

I woke up to the sound of garbage trucks early this morning. We only get trash pick-up Monday and Thursday. Between that and the nonsense I'm seeing elsewhere, I'm not so sure it isn't actually Monday.