I never dreamed there would be a day that I would prefer Monday over Friday.
...and they didn't wash their hands.
Again. I needed the handicapped stall and someone is in there.
People using the handicap accessible stall when they don't need it.
Wild goose chases.
I'm tired of pain limiting me.
I can't understand spoken words this morning.
When restaurants change their menu and remove the healthier, more popular items.
When restaurants don't have the full menu on the board.
For whatever reason, I don't have a voice on webex.
I HATE EVERYTHING
My foot really hurts.
Something changed the power settings on my laptop.
I want a PB&J.
When people hang up while I'm talking.
Why can't we get the audio level for these broadcast meetings set reasonably?
It's too early for a headache.
X-Plane 10 keeps crashing on me, every time I do something other than a simple KHOU to KAUS flight. Even then, it's flaky.
My mustache keeps getting caught in the pull tab on this Red Bull can.
"Temporary" code that becomes permanent.
I am so tired that I just want to stop thinking about work and sleep.
I just realized that I don't have my driver's license in my wallet.
Random violent sneezing.
My current headset is super flaky. It's a good thing I ordered a new one.
People who end everything on the internet with "lol".
With the rise of the internet, people have changed the definition of "ewe" to be a statement of disgust. Search engines have accommodated this, and now if you search for anything with that word, it's all "ewww" stuff.
I am tired. I hurt. I am frustrated with everything.