My eye is still twitching.
Slack keeps falling offline.
Followed the cooking directions on my lasagna, it came out somewhat burned and the noodles were tough. Trying to eat it, my plastic fork broke into several little pieces that got lost in the pasta. Now I need to go find an alternate lunch.
The muscles below my neck on my back are really tense and hurt.
My right eye has been twitching all morning.
It's been a while since I had a full system update because ffmpeg2.8 was breaking things. Turns out, all I needed to do was remove that package. Now I'm waiting on the 916MB worth of packages to download to get up to date again.
My shoulder and back have been very sore today, but I don't have any Celebrex at the office.
I have a stye on the lower lid of my right eye.
My left shoulder really hurts.
Houston Metro seems to think that shutting down lanes on all 3 southbound streets towards 59S and the associated HOV is a good idea.
People who use 'n' instead of '&'. ESPECIALLY in business things.
"Comedy" is typically just insults or other deprecation of others.
"Slack is trying to connect."
I have now had three different people comment on how unhappy I look today.
The NIC in this laptop keeps going on early weekend.
I broke my glasses last night. Now they're taped.
I'm not sure if I'm tired or dizzy.
Someone on the other side of the office just started a conference call on speaker phone. It's loud enough that I can hear it plainly in my office.
I just spent the morning trying to sort out an expired SSL certificate solution for my personal VPN. It wasn't easy juggling it among all the work-related things I needed to be doing. Poor timing on the whole thing.
Jr just threw a huge tantrum when we took his daytime clothes off to put his pajamas on. Then he screamed and kicked when we put his pajamas on him. Then he threw more of a fit when Emily tried to nurse him. He finally calmed down after taking his water cup (immediately after refusing it) and Emily offered for him to nurse again.
Someone is parked in my space.
Someone sprayed Lysol in the office.
Windows' DNS resolver cache.
"Electricity Facts Labels" and their standardized complexity.
No, that's fine. I didn't need to do anything else today.
This Dr Pepper, while cold, is flat.