Hitting every red light.
Rain means to drive like you have no brain.
Password change day.
I forgot my fitness tracker watch thingy.
The Keurig in the break room is out of order. At least there are 2 of them up at the front break area.
MacOS thinking that every time I type
-- I actually mean
Ate too much at lunch.
Everyone is really Grumpy today. They need to come here and vent.
Someone just sprayed air freshener in the office and it's burning my eyes.
Nowhere I have been this week has a Keurig machine except for the Houston office.
Only 8:18 and already swamped.
My Mac Smart Mouse is dead today and I can't find the charging cable. At least I have a wired mouse.
Oracle bought Dyn.
Just got a domain name renewal notice for grumplog.com. Guess it's time to make sure the registration is updated properly.
I slept horribly last night.
I keep dragging my mouse instead of clicking.
The presidential election.
Trying to remember that the keystrokes in Mac land are different than those in Linux/Windows land.
People in this state don't seem to understand that if you're on a divided highway in the middle of nowhere, it's NOT COOL to drive with your high-beams on. Oh, and it doesn't matter if they're coming up behind you or if they're coming towards you.
"We are experiencing unusually high call volumes."
People don't understand Brooks' Law.
"Oh no! There is a slight amount of moisture on the road. I must drive like it is a solid sheet of ice."
People who attempt to enter the elevator AS SOON AS THE DOORS OPEN when there are people who need off.
"Your conference will begin momentarily. Please continue to hold."