If you're going to urinate in the toilet, lift the seat.
Telemarketers are calling the support line and asking for me now.
Traffic in The Woodlands. Also, the flooded roads. Also, ignorant/arrogant motorists.
I am incredibly tired and sore. Today was a very hard push to get some projects out the door.
I need to stop multi-tasking while on a call.
I had my breakfast cooking in the microwave and the janitor lady walked up and turned it off.
"done done done done"
After you ask a question, shut up and let people answer. Don't keep monologuing about it.
Banner hanging off the Edloe bridge on 59N: "Houston janitors need a raise"
I got pulled off the last meeting prematurely to get on another meeting that was supposed to be rescheduled and was far more urgent.
I have been in meetings SOLID since I got to the office today with only 2 bathroom breaks.
Multiple people talking at the same time on a conference call.
I can't remember how to mount a filesystem with a specific uid/gid option.
This coffee sucks.
My 23andme report says I'm likely to not be very empathetic. I find myself empathizing with most of the Grumps on here though.
Bathroom closed for cleaning at the only mid afternoon break I have.
Being informed today of a thing that was supposed to be completed by last Friday.
I'm starting to remember why I get so Grumpy at work.
People aren't very grumpy when I'm not around.
That trip caused my sinus thing to flare up again.
I posted a grump on Friday, but I clearly didn't English with it. No idea what I was trying to say.
An operational issue does not fall under the redesignating l responsibility of development.
People at work not understanding "I'm sick and need to crash"
Jr throwing a fit because he doesn't want to nap.
There's the janitor, rolling the noisy trash bin by my office right on schedule.
The chat software we use is giving me new message notification sounds, but there are no new messages to read.