Why does my (clean) laundry suddenly smell like cheese?
STOP SAYING 'LIKE'!!!!
Of course the maintenance guy shows up to check out the heat situation this morning when it's 50 degrees and we've had the windows open. Come back at noon, dude.
And now it's 458 degrees in the office.
when you get that tickly feeling in the back of your throat that makes you cough uncontrollably and nothing will make it go away and everybody in the office thinks you're dying
when Windows Media Center randomly opens
decongestant that doesn't decongest
Lords of the Fallen
Being stuck on the stupid Windows welcome screen for ten minutes.
It smells like either weed or flatulence in here today, with a hint of cheese.
Somebody over-toasted (burned) the oats this morning and must now eat her failure.
the grumpty dance is your chance to do the grump
When you inexplicably hit the button to flip the Tetris piece one time too many right before it lands
When Facebook sneakily switches your view from "Most Recent" to "Top Stories" and you unwittingly resurrect old posts.
I don't rock clothes; I wear them. I don't curate collections. And I'm not obsessed with things, I'm just interested in them.
Saying 'employed' when I meant 'deployed'.
It's about time the new code was employed.
Mystery grit in your bite of quinoa
Repeating myself. #forgetful
I'm on a roll getting shiz done and I just realized it's past my bedtime.