Dad won't let me go outside by myself.
I DON'T WANT TO GO TO BED!
It's daytime and I'm hungry. You don't need to be sleeping.
I DON'T WANT TO GO TO BED!!!!
Daddy won't fix my Buzz Lightyear toy.
I WANT TO SIT ON YOU AND PUT MY FACE AGAINST YOUR FACE EVEN IF YOU DON'T!
I don't want waffles. I want flapjackonthego. I don't want daddy's, even though it's the SAME THING. I want this one. No, I don't want that. I don't want a flapjackonthego. I want the hex keys on daddy's desk. I don't want a tissue. I don't want flapjackonthego. I want waffles.
I WILL NOT WIPE MY OWN NOSE. THAT'S DISGUSTING. YOU DO IT. NOT ME. YOU.
I DONT WANT TO BE AWAKE. I DONT WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE. LEAVE ME ALONE. WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME ALONE. LET ME SLEEP. I DONT WANT TO SLEEP. WHY DONT YOU UNDERSTAND?!
WHY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND. I AM HAVING ALL MY EMOTIONS AT ONCE. I DON'T WANT THAT THING. I WANT IT THOUGH. WHY. JFJFKFJDJE UP GLFJDHS HI RUCBSJE
I DON'T WANT TO TAKE A NAP
But I don't WANT TO go to bed!!!
WHY DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?! I WANT WHAT I DON'T WANT BUT I REALLY WANT IT WHEN I DON'T WANT IT!!!!
Why won't Mom and Dad pay attention. I just want to be calmed down. Why don't they understand?!
Mom tried to calm me down. I don't want to be calm.
Mom and Dad changed my clothes. I didn't want my clothes changed.
I don't want to eat what Mommy and Daddy are eating.
I didn't nap today.
I puked all over myself and we're stuck in traffic.
WHY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND WHY I AM FUSSY?!
I'm tired. I'm hungry. I don't feel good.
I'm teething, I have a cold, and I'm tired.
Daddy only talked to me a little bit today and I didn't get to spend the day with him. I'm protesting by crying as loud as I can and refusing to nurse before bed.
Mom and dad put me in the pack-n-play instead of taking me to bed with them in this hotel room.
Traveling when I'm already grumpy.
I have not been able to make up my mind all day and the only way I know how to deal with it is to fuss at Mom and Dad.
Mom put me down for a nap, Dad is working, and I don't want to be alone in my room, let alone take a nap.
Mom and Dad thought that I should sleep last night. I didn't want to, though.