Daddy told me that I have to build Megatron out of my blocks instead of my math manipulatives.
I got sick.
I only want to make my Splinter cat.
My water bottle rolled into the street and daddy yelled at me to stop. It hurt my feelings and made me sad. Daddy got my water bottle back for me though.
Dad won't let me go outside by myself.
I DON'T WANT TO GO TO BED!
It's daytime and I'm hungry. You don't need to be sleeping.
I DON'T WANT TO GO TO BED!!!!
Daddy won't fix my Buzz Lightyear toy.
I WANT TO SIT ON YOU AND PUT MY FACE AGAINST YOUR FACE EVEN IF YOU DON'T!
I don't want waffles. I want flapjackonthego. I don't want daddy's, even though it's the SAME THING. I want this one. No, I don't want that. I don't want a flapjackonthego. I want the hex keys on daddy's desk. I don't want a tissue. I don't want flapjackonthego. I want waffles.
I WILL NOT WIPE MY OWN NOSE. THAT'S DISGUSTING. YOU DO IT. NOT ME. YOU.
I DONT WANT TO BE AWAKE. I DONT WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE. LEAVE ME ALONE. WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME ALONE. LET ME SLEEP. I DONT WANT TO SLEEP. WHY DONT YOU UNDERSTAND?!
WHY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND. I AM HAVING ALL MY EMOTIONS AT ONCE. I DON'T WANT THAT THING. I WANT IT THOUGH. WHY. JFJFKFJDJE UP GLFJDHS HI RUCBSJE
I DON'T WANT TO TAKE A NAP
But I don't WANT TO go to bed!!!
WHY DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?! I WANT WHAT I DON'T WANT BUT I REALLY WANT IT WHEN I DON'T WANT IT!!!!
Why won't Mom and Dad pay attention. I just want to be calmed down. Why don't they understand?!
Mom tried to calm me down. I don't want to be calm.
Mom and Dad changed my clothes. I didn't want my clothes changed.
I don't want to eat what Mommy and Daddy are eating.
I didn't nap today.
I puked all over myself and we're stuck in traffic.
WHY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND WHY I AM FUSSY?!
I'm tired. I'm hungry. I don't feel good.
I'm teething, I have a cold, and I'm tired.
Daddy only talked to me a little bit today and I didn't get to spend the day with him. I'm protesting by crying as loud as I can and refusing to nurse before bed.
Mom and dad put me in the pack-n-play instead of taking me to bed with them in this hotel room.
Traveling when I'm already grumpy.