Twitching is pretty bad this morning. Also getting cramps in the middle of my left calf muscle.

I have some Katy Perry song stuck in my head.

A legal firm sent me an email about an upcoming webinar. They used Comic Sans in the email.

I am still peeling from the sunburn.

Who needs an alarm clock when you have a grackle screeching on your day off?

Day 3 of sunburn peeling.

My right ear is plugged up. I can't hear a thing out of it.

My hip hurts so much that it was interrupting my sleep last night.

My mouse keeps jumping around when I'm using it.

If you are at a thing where lots of other people are there to listen, don’t sit there complaining loudly about how big of a waste of time it is.

I think they forgot about me.

I’m so hungry that subway ad looked sooooo good.

I can't remember how to do things.

Finding out the hard way that the French press is not designed for boiling the water as well.

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Even though I made a big deal about bringing coffee on this camping trip, and we got a new French press just for it, I totally forgot to get the coffee before we left. I am not going back for it now, but we will go find some in a store nearby tomorrow.

The battery is bulging on my magic trackpad.

My shoulder REALLY HURTS.

I hate everything.

While single and quarter ply products may appear to be cheaper, it requires a lot more of them to get the job done, so the expense is probably about the same.

The Chick-Fil-A in the tunnel doesn't have Chick-Fil-A style ice.

I didn't think to bring breakfast. Now I'm hungry.

If I put the number 4 in a field, I expect it to be a 4, not an 8.

Shopping for new electricity plans. I guess it's good that we have options, but still. Bleh.

My hands smell like some sort of soap, but it's not a scent we have in this house.

My brain is so absolutely fried from being outside nearly all morning.

I would have slept in much later than this, but I needed to pee and the lawn guy is working next door.

My hand smells like propane.