Why is my computer being so sluggish? There's little CPU activity, plenty of free RAM, and no SSD I/O happening.

Why does this granola bar smell like latex gloves?

I think all of the sugar in the carton of my coffee creamer ended up in this cup of coffee.

There are 3 types of Houston drivers when there's winter weather approaching:

• People who freak out and drive super fast and crazy
• People who freak out who drive 20 mph under the limit because they're scared
• People who attempt to drive normally and get irritated at everyone else

I remember now: All the authenticated sessions on all of my things have timed out, forcing me to log in again.

Too tired to even remember what I want to Grump about.

I'm hungry, but everything seems like it would be painful to eat except for mashed potatoes, which I'm tired of already.

When there isn't enough cereal left in the box to justify putting it back on the shelf, but putting it in the bowl makes it so full.

How the Spotify DJ X pronounces "Good Old War": good ol' wer

Epic games logged me out again.

Minecraft is incredibly boring alone.

All the "Amazon Finds" captioned crap on social media.

All the "POV: " crap captions on social media images/video.

This end of work day brought to you by Migraines.

There's one online community with which I am done: Reddit.
The participation there is garbage, hostile, and demeaning. I'm done with it.

None of the games I want to play tonight are working.

My hips feel like someone shot a bunch of 16d nails into them.

I should have brought a book.

The front tire on my bike has a hole in the tube.

Why do I have such a hard time understanding tonal music theory? The circle of fifths is gibberish to me.

Ice cream throat.

Songs that get me teary-eyed.

All of my devices are about to get a lesson in aviation.

Is it over yet?

I can't take all of the buzzing and notifications.

Why does my coffee suddenly taste moldy?

Since I didn't have any bug spray for the weekend campout and none of the places we were able to stop at on the way there had any, my legs and arms are so itchy with mosquito bites.

The "x" on the popups for Teams meetings is too small, and if you miss it, you get the prompt to join the meeting instead. What if I don't want to join, and just want to close the notice?

Headaaaaache

One of the "I Heart Radio" ads on the local station talks about a period of time when they do a thing, and they say "8 a to 5 p".