Skudd's Grumps

Pot Pie instructions said to microwave between 5 and 6 minutes. I did the first one at 5 minutes and 30 seconds, and the top and bottom were doughy, except the outer surface of the bottom, which was burned. I decided to do the second one (I'm really hungry) for the 6 minutes, but found the same issue, only with the bottom being even more burnt.

#Monday

I really feel like I need to cross my left leg over my right knee, but my left him vehemently just said "no".

I just plucked a nosehair and the root of it was white.

We just had a power surge. I only know this because all of the lights got really bright all of a sudden, then went back. It's done it a couple of times now.

Why does MS think that people need to pay for the extension to open HEIC files? This is super annoying.

I didn't sit at my desk after we got back from the beach, but there was just sand all over my trackpad.

Even though I have spent money on ChatGPT Plus, the platform is still complete useless garbage that doesn't do what I want it to do.

I don't think 3 cups of coffee will be enough today.

Being too early to check bags.

Stupid twitching. I’m sure it’s the stress of travel and sleep deprivation that triggered it this time.

I am feeling quite overwhelmed right now.

Stupid vehicle computer systems.

Frontier texted and said there's an outage in the area that may affect us.

Seriously, how many <CENSORED> push notifications do I need for things on the calendar? Even though I clear them or whatever, they keep alerting for several tens of minutes even after the event has passed.

Spotify's DJ X pronounces "Mutemath" as "Muted Math".

I. <CENSORED>. HATE. PYTHON.

I'm in so much pain from bowling on Saturday.

My work phone has been absolutely _blowing up_ with spam calls the last 24 hours.

I really want to drive a truck with a manual transmission.

<CENSORED> NERVE PAIN

People in waiting rooms taking calls on speakerphone or doing video calls.

I forgot about signing up for a new electricity plan. Now the one that I had filtered things down to is no longer available, so I have to pick another one.

My Facebook feed is now all weather, woodturning, woodworking+resin, and Lego/Technic. I see very few of my friends' posts in it.

Google Chrome keeps opening on my phone when I open Arc.

Why does my hand smell like my deodorant? I haven't touched my armpits since I put it on yesterday morning and I have washed my hands several times since.

I just went to get a push pin out of the package to put something on my corkboard. When I went to close the package, I somehow managed to dump all of the push pins all over my desk and floor.

I really want to play Audiosurf.

Why do I have to do these check-in things on my phone? I hate it. I hate the small screen and I hate the fact that I have to use my massive thumbs on the microscopic keys of the keyboard to do anything.

I'm losing my voice YET AGAIN.