These elevators smell weird.
Hospital bathrooms are gross.
Single ply, non perforated toilet paper.
It's starting to seem like this is not bone spurs, but intense nerve pain, because now my thumb and wrist are feeling like it.
These bone spurs REALLY HURT.
The bone spurs on my left hand fingers are really hurting today.
I slept horribly last night. I have a lot of work to do today, too.
PHPStorm automatically made changes to other lines in this file I was working on.
I can't tell if my skin is wrinkly from my sunburn or if it's because I'm getting old.
I'm happy to have new glasses that are the correct prescription, but I'm having a lot of trouble getting used to them.
I. HATE. PYTHON.
My badge got stuck on my chair and I didn’t find out until I attempted to badge out of the garage.
Python.
Slack outage! \o/
I need a pile of warm, fresh, soft, buttery, oatmeal raisin cookies.
I thought it was Saturday, but it’s not.
I'm too tired to form proper word strings.
What's with all these doctors resigning?
Serious, people. You haven't been hacked. Someone just "drove" by and saw your profile and copied you. It's not a hack. It's the same as if you stood naked on your front lawn and someone got a prosthetic suit to look just like you and did the same in their lawn.
The slimey gel used for ultrasound techniques.
I tried to install new smoke detectors, but only made a mess because the old drywall is garbage.
Mandatory HIPAA training.
I need a new mouse pad, but I don't want some huge, thick thing.
I decided it's time for my old SoftLayer mouse pad to go in the garbage. It's symbolic, too.
The first thing I did when I sat down at my desk was to dump my cup of coffee everywhere.
It's probably going to snow/freeze again next week.
Even though I spent 10ish minutes cleaning up the microwave mess, my food is still hotter than fresh lava from a volcano.
My lunch boiled over in the microwave, leaving a mess of molten cheese and bacon sauce all over the place.
Python.
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