Awesome. Someone pulled out in front of me while I was out and about, making it such that I had slam on the brakes. Now the air conditioner isn’t working.

I didn't have any Monster in the fridge, and my 3 cups of coffee hasn't helped _at all_ today.

Since my last Grump, my left hand has cramped 4 times and is trying to for a 5th.

I have been off my meds for a week, and it's catching up to me. My left hand just cramped up hard for the first time in a long time.

I. Can't. Brain.

Waking up early on a holiday.

I thought I had enough to drink to take this stupid horse pill, but no... Bleh, tastes gross.

Why are show endings so cheesy? Do they just give up?

Hyperbole.

I'm super groggy and tired today, the pain is wrapping around my left side, and I am feeling clammy and nauseated.

I can’t sleep. It’s mostly because of the pain, but it’s just not happening.

"We are experiencing a higher than normal call volume", and "Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed"... Stop with this and just be up front with things and stop wasting my time with these statements.

I woke up with a spider bite on the back of a finger. It itches like crazy.

I swallowed a tiny salmon bone with dinner.

My hands feel like they're being crushed by a hydraulic press.

I AM SO <CENSORED> TIRED OF JUNK JAVASCRIPT-HEAVY PAGES THAT THINK THEY ARE TRYING TO MAKE THINGS EASIER FOR PEOPLE BUT ACTUALLY JUST MAKE THINGS HARDER!

I decided to give up on AI, again. OpenAI rolled out GPT 5 late last week, breaking absolutely everything in the process. I downloaded all my chats with it then cancelled my paid account. I might try Claude out instead, but we'll see.

I just learned that all of the insulation around the duct work in the attic is saturated from condensation. The worst spot is right above our bedroom.

I’m too tired to be at the office today.

I'm getting tired of RSI. FIX YOUR CRAP.

I put far too much creamer in this cup of coffee. I needed coffee before I had my coffee.

Pot Pie instructions said to microwave between 5 and 6 minutes. I did the first one at 5 minutes and 30 seconds, and the top and bottom were doughy, except the outer surface of the bottom, which was burned. I decided to do the second one (I'm really hungry) for the 6 minutes, but found the same issue, only with the bottom being even more burnt.

#Monday

I really feel like I need to cross my left leg over my right knee, but my left him vehemently just said "no".

We just had a power surge. I only know this because all of the lights got really bright all of a sudden, then went back. It's done it a couple of times now.

Why does MS think that people need to pay for the extension to open HEIC files? This is super annoying.

I didn't sit at my desk after we got back from the beach, but there was just sand all over my trackpad.

Even though I have spent money on ChatGPT Plus, the platform is still complete useless garbage that doesn't do what I want it to do.

I don't think 3 cups of coffee will be enough today.