Why can’t people say the same thing in text that they would if they’re speaking?
When in songs they very intentionally use filler words like "ooh" or "yeah".
Hospital parking is bad enough, but why are they always under construction and/or have blocked off parking spaces?
I had one shower today. I'm going to need to have another after all that work I just did outside.
People in this waiting room listening to videos and whatnot on full volume.
My brain is too fried to function.
Why am I so <CENSORED> exhausted?
This pot pie cooked horribly inconsistently. Part of it was burn, part of it was still frozen, and part of it was meh.
Why does Spotify think I like dance, electronica, R&B, or hip hop?
ChatGPT crashed my phone.
The humidity today is suffocating.
My brain is so fried right now, I can't even put words together.
We're back to the Windows calculator opening randomly when I lock or unlock my screen.
Something smells like a stinky dog.
I forgot about my Hydroflask bottle that I put in the freezer last night and this morning it's a solid block of ice.
Why did I have to pay more for this fried rice, if it's incredibly poor quality? It's both dry and mushy, clumping together, and doesn't taste very good.
I'm getting a massive headache.
I have almost accidentally knocked my coffee cup over twice this morning.
Last night my left wrist was itching. I assumed it was dry skin, but now, where it was itching, it's incredibly sharp nerve pain-y.
People who use their hands excessively when they talk or present things, such as the guy that does he Mentour Pilot stuff. He has good content, but his hands move almost as much as the turbofans on the planes he flies.
Seriously, FEMA, how many push alerts do you need to give me for this severe thunderstorm watch?
I wish I didn't get so achy when weather moves in. I'm in a ton of pain right now.
AI tools are completely broken/stupid/inaccurate today.
My keyboard needs a shave.
There was something rotten in the trash last night and the smell is through the whole house.
Group texts.
I only got about 4 hours of sleep last night.
My brain has shut down for the day.
I keep hearing what sounds like a phone buzzing, but no such thing is happening.