"We are experiencing a higher than normal call volume", and "Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed"... Stop with this and just be up front with things and stop wasting my time with these statements.

I woke up with a spider bite on the back of a finger. It itches like crazy.

I swallowed a tiny salmon bone with dinner.

My hands feel like they're being crushed by a hydraulic press.

I AM SO <CENSORED> TIRED OF JUNK JAVASCRIPT-HEAVY PAGES THAT THINK THEY ARE TRYING TO MAKE THINGS EASIER FOR PEOPLE BUT ACTUALLY JUST MAKE THINGS HARDER!

I decided to give up on AI, again. OpenAI rolled out GPT 5 late last week, breaking absolutely everything in the process. I downloaded all my chats with it then cancelled my paid account. I might try Claude out instead, but we'll see.

I just learned that all of the insulation around the duct work in the attic is saturated from condensation. The worst spot is right above our bedroom.

I’m too tired to be at the office today.

I'm getting tired of RSI. FIX YOUR CRAP.

I put far too much creamer in this cup of coffee. I needed coffee before I had my coffee.

Pot Pie instructions said to microwave between 5 and 6 minutes. I did the first one at 5 minutes and 30 seconds, and the top and bottom were doughy, except the outer surface of the bottom, which was burned. I decided to do the second one (I'm really hungry) for the 6 minutes, but found the same issue, only with the bottom being even more burnt.

#Monday

I really feel like I need to cross my left leg over my right knee, but my left him vehemently just said "no".

We just had a power surge. I only know this because all of the lights got really bright all of a sudden, then went back. It's done it a couple of times now.

Why does MS think that people need to pay for the extension to open HEIC files? This is super annoying.

I didn't sit at my desk after we got back from the beach, but there was just sand all over my trackpad.

Even though I have spent money on ChatGPT Plus, the platform is still complete useless garbage that doesn't do what I want it to do.

I don't think 3 cups of coffee will be enough today.

Being too early to check bags.

Stupid twitching. I’m sure it’s the stress of travel and sleep deprivation that triggered it this time.

I am feeling quite overwhelmed right now.

Stupid vehicle computer systems.

Frontier texted and said there's an outage in the area that may affect us.

Seriously, how many <CENSORED> push notifications do I need for things on the calendar? Even though I clear them or whatever, they keep alerting for several tens of minutes even after the event has passed.

Spotify's DJ X pronounces "Mutemath" as "Muted Math".

I. <CENSORED>. HATE. PYTHON.

I'm in so much pain from bowling on Saturday.

My work phone has been absolutely _blowing up_ with spam calls the last 24 hours.

I really want to drive a truck with a manual transmission.