Why did I think it was okay to carry 4 6.5 foot steel fence posts instead of getting a shopping cart for them?
There's something in my boot that's rubbing a blister on my foot, but it's too much work to take it off and check. It'll just have to wait until I get home.
It's been so long since I've been to the office that my coffee creamer has expired.
My badge pulley thing broke this morning as I was entering the office.
I hear a squeaking bearing and I'm not sure what it is.
Still have a bit of the mosquito bite that's itchy like crazy, and it's been 6 days since it happened.
Middle ear myoclonus.
This dang mosquito bite from 2 days ago is still angry and itchy.
Texas coast mosquitoes are no joke. I got bit by two of them last night at the mother-in-law's, and they're still inflamed and itchy today. Those things were big enough that they needed to be saddled and tamed to ride around the area, and the one wasn't even on me for more than a second but still managed to vampire me.
Why is luefufu's Grump Map redder than mine?
I can't be awake right now. Monster didn't help, coffee isn't doing anything other than making my mouth happy.
Why do my legs feel like I ran a marathon last night?
Our microwave that we had for several years failed a few weeks ago. We replaced it with the same model, but that one just failed.
I am suddenly craving cheap ramen noodles, not the cup-o-noodles variety though.
I clearly need to drink this cup of coffee. I just attempted to set the cup on my trackpad thinking it was my coaster.
Why the <CENSORED> does the calculator keep opening new windows?!
I had my headset running on batteries today for some reason and failed to realize the battery level was dropping too low to keep operating.
“The G.O.A.T.”
I need to cough to break up this junk in my throat but my ribs are so incredibly sore and it hurts to do anything more than breathe.
I am so tired of being sick.
I just sneezed so hard that I bit my tongue.
I have 2 spots in my beard, right below my mouth, that the hairs have decided "nope" on the whole bit of coming out of my skin, making a U-turn and going back inside.
I have started to learn that I really dislike the feeling of cables laying on my leg, like from my keyboard or mouse.
Our microwave bit the dust the other day. The soonest we could get a replacement (keeping with the same brand/model) is tomorrow. It's been painful without one.
My outer left ear just started aching intensely for some reason. Like, the helix, the bigger part of the outer ear.
My hands smell like the tomato plants even though I have washed my hands multiple times since I touched them.
While I really enjoy a good storm, I hate how my body feels during and after it.
Why is common sense so uncommon?
The only reason I haven't Grump'd in a while is because I couldn't log in from my laptop or phone. That's been fixed.
Why are nearly all showers in the country designed for people shorter than I am?