fORGETTING TO TURN OFF MY CAPSLOCK AND NOT REALIZING IT UNTIL I'VE TYPED SO MUCH THAT IT WOULDN'T BE WORTH THE TIME OF TURNING IT OFF AND GOING BACK TO RETYPE EVERYTHING IN A NON-YELLING WAY.

Stupid 2/29/16 screwing up my enrollment reporting batches.

Dam coffee filter broke. #CrunchyCaffeine

I have a generally bad and panicked feeling today for no apparent reason.

it's really difficult to indicate frustrated key mashing with a Swype keyboard.

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There's a banana cream pie and a pan of Rice Krispies treats that I *thought* we were having for dessert, but it looks like we're waiting until mid-afternoon. I WANT THEM NAO!

Tom Waits

crab shells in my seafood chowder

My office smells like feet.

I can't type worth carp today.

"So I uhh...well...I just wanted to say...that is, I was kind of wondering if YOU wanted to..."

Dial a phone number, wait for the person to answer, have a sudden coughing fit.

We are all grown adults in this building, so why does somebody keep failing to flush the dam toilet in the women's restroom?!

Crop dusters in the office.

Typso