lueyfufu's Grumps

September, 2021

"Must be nice."

August, 2021

I keep typing "fucc" instead of "cuff"

This newscaster keeps pronouncing government as guv-it.

Referring to any sport as "ball". For example, the newscaster reporting "three innings of scoreless ball."

This guy's radio voice makes him sound like he's congested.

July, 2021

A lunch hour nap was a bad idea.

My allergies are going bonkers since yesterday.

Memes that start with, "Absolutely nobody:"

June, 2021

spiders

Jake Owen

the way Jennifer Nettles sings

aft'noon

May, 2021

Ticks.

I think my trauma will actually be reentering society, not being isolated from it.

Facebook is sending me new message notifications for messages that I sent.

"lil"

"Login to"

I woke up at 2am and couldn't go back to sleep until almost 4:30am. And then at 4:45, I was awakened by duck hanky panky in the pool and just laid awake until 6am.

April, 2021

Trying to get my mouse pointer in the exact miniscule place to get the double-arrow icon so I can resize the window.

March, 2021

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"sesh"

No, God didn't create us to live in fear. But He did create us with the intelligence to figure out what is harmful to us and how to avoid it.

orange # "ornch"

"shots in arms"

Wimbledon # Wimbletin

medical clearance # "medico cweeriss"

physical # "fissco"

February, 2021

Dude on the radio keeps pronouncing fentanyl as "fent-a-naw"

"make no mistake" and "let me be clear"

When professional broadcasters say "samwidges"