"Must be nice."
I keep typing "fucc" instead of "cuff"
This newscaster keeps pronouncing government as guv-it.
Referring to any sport as "ball". For example, the newscaster reporting "three innings of scoreless ball."
This guy's radio voice makes him sound like he's congested.
A lunch hour nap was a bad idea.
My allergies are going bonkers since yesterday.
Memes that start with, "Absolutely nobody:"
the way Jennifer Nettles sings
I think my trauma will actually be reentering society, not being isolated from it.
Facebook is sending me new message notifications for messages that I sent.
I woke up at 2am and couldn't go back to sleep until almost 4:30am. And then at 4:45, I was awakened by duck hanky panky in the pool and just laid awake until 6am.
Trying to get my mouse pointer in the exact miniscule place to get the double-arrow icon so I can resize the window.
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No, God didn't create us to live in fear. But He did create us with the intelligence to figure out what is harmful to us and how to avoid it.
orange # "ornch"
"shots in arms"
Wimbledon # Wimbletin
medical clearance # "medico cweeriss"
physical # "fissco"
Dude on the radio keeps pronouncing fentanyl as "fent-a-naw"
"make no mistake" and "let me be clear"
When professional broadcasters say "samwidges"