lueyfufu's Grumps

February, 2024

Heart hands.

vulnerable --> vunner-bo

Having the plague

"Get your ______ on."

I wish my grumps were searchable.

I'm so tired in so many ways.

January, 2024

"This ______ is a whole vibe."

Bottling up my complaints.

This dude just pronounced "hyperbole" as "hyper-bowl"

The synthesizer solo at the end of "Lucky Man" by Emerson, Lake, & Palmer

December, 2023

My pants are too short and I wore them anyway.

fresh --> frash

My no-show socks slipping off of my heels inside my shoes when I walk.

November, 2023

eligible -> ew-ja-bo

so-sull security

"Be better."

The phrase "a hot minute". As in, the server asked us, "Are you guys ready to order or do you still need a hot minute?"

The word 'comfy'

October, 2023

Today's IART report.

September, 2023

When people point in the air while singing.

August, 2023

I'm almost out of coffee beans and had to resort to Keurig this morning at the office. It's terrible.

July, 2023

Facebook posts that end with "Read that again."


Wishing I'd gotten up earlier so I'd have more time to keep reading before getting ready for work.

June, 2023

When someone refers to a ball-related sport as just "ball". As in, "The team played some good ball tonight."

Getting the Blues Clues "We just got a letter" song stuck in my head

May, 2023

My Jeep hat doesn't smell like a campfire anymore.

Day 6 of no home internet.

Day 4 of no home internet.

I think Zyrtec is making my vision blurry.