The way Graham Hancock speaks.

afternoon --> aff-da-doon

"Good friends, good times"

the word 'gentle'

"Prayers to the families."

You don't "hangout". You "hang out".

"Pray me home."

Jacob --> jay-cup

Tepid black coffee

"The social Security number you entered cannot be entered."

The way people ignore the H when they pronounce "aesthetic" and "anesthesia"

I came here to Grump but the SSL certificate was expired. Now that it's fixed, I don't remember what I was going to Grump about!

When someone says, "I'm OCD." You are obsessive compulsive disorder?

hierarchy # high-arky

Heart hands.

vulnerable --> vunner-bo

Having the plague

"Get your ______ on."

I wish my grumps were searchable.

I'm so tired in so many ways.

"This ______ is a whole vibe."

Bottling up my complaints.

This dude just pronounced "hyperbole" as "hyper-bowl"

The synthesizer solo at the end of "Lucky Man" by Emerson, Lake, & Palmer

My pants are too short and I wore them anyway.

fresh --> frash

My no-show socks slipping off of my heels inside my shoes when I walk.

eligible -> ew-ja-bo

so-sull security

"Be better."