lueyfufu's Grumps

"Pray me home."

Jacob --> jay-cup

Tepid black coffee

"The social Security number you entered cannot be entered."

The way people ignore the H when they pronounce "aesthetic" and "anesthesia"

I came here to Grump but the SSL certificate was expired. Now that it's fixed, I don't remember what I was going to Grump about!

When someone says, "I'm OCD." You are obsessive compulsive disorder?

hierarchy # high-arky

Heart hands.

vulnerable --> vunner-bo

Having the plague

"Get your ______ on."

I wish my grumps were searchable.

I'm so tired in so many ways.

"This ______ is a whole vibe."

Bottling up my complaints.

This dude just pronounced "hyperbole" as "hyper-bowl"

The synthesizer solo at the end of "Lucky Man" by Emerson, Lake, & Palmer

My pants are too short and I wore them anyway.

fresh --> frash

My no-show socks slipping off of my heels inside my shoes when I walk.

eligible -> ew-ja-bo

so-sull security

"Be better."

The phrase "a hot minute". As in, the server asked us, "Are you guys ready to order or do you still need a hot minute?"

The word 'comfy'

Today's IART report.

When people point in the air while singing.

I'm almost out of coffee beans and had to resort to Keurig this morning at the office. It's terrible.

Facebook posts that end with "Read that again."