It’s too hot.

Despite nearing the end of my 4th cup of coffee this morning, my brain just entirely shut down.

I just tried to set up a garden hose timer with a thing to reduce the pressure for the soaker hose. It seemed to be working okay, then all of a sudden it blew the hose off the fitting and soaked me head to toe. And it wasn't cold water, either. It was quite warm.

Apparently I was clenching my teeth most of the night. My TMJ is so sore on both sides today.

Why do I feel like such a glutton when I eat the last of something from the original container it was in?

This middle ear myoclonus just got really intense. It felt like/sounded like a really loud rumble of thunder.

I am so tired that I could go back to bed and sleep until mid day tomorrow.

I have been too busy to Grump today.

Being forced onto the express toll road and having to pay $6 to go way out of my way.

Meetings before 8am.

Pidgin stopped working with Google Chat.

Something broke my working Anaconda3 environment that I use to run my DazeMaker worker.

I am about to throw this computer through the window. EVERYTHING is crashing. EVERYTHING is causing other things to crash

I've joined a lot of these online gaming communities because friends have encouraged me to do so. But in the last 6 months or so, everyone has either disappeared entirely or they have said they're done with it all.

Clickbait.

I have no donut.

Outlook needs a feature that lets you mute a message thread so you don't get alerted of every reply-all that comes in.

Slack message search is utterly useless.

When people use speakerphone, especially in a public setting.

I don't want to be awake right now.

Something has been stealing the tomatoes off our garden. Very carefully. No signs of ripping the plants, no signs of cuts. No animal prints or droppings.

I suddenly have a craving for garlic bread.

I just REALLY CAREFULLY put a stamp on an envelope for Emily. It was crooked when I was done.

All these posts on Facebook saying that prayers aren’t enough for the latest school shooting. I’m about to unfriend the people who are posting such things, because I am a firm believer that God is bigger and more powerful than anyone or anything else. Also, I am a firm believer that prayer is one of the most powerful weapons we have against the world.

I "woke up" this morning, still somewhat dreaming, and seeing/hearing rats all over the place.

I guess nobody wants to possibly sell me a car. As I was looking over the used inventory for a while, not a single person approached me.

I just ate a mini Reese's cup and got peanut butter on the corner of my thumb nail. I couldn't get it off without wiping with a napkin. I lost that delicious peanut butter to a napkin.

Over the weekend my arms got sunburned (two different occasions, uniform burning though). Today, they itch like crazy.

I am too tired to function today.

I just sneezed so hard my headset flew off.