Such Monday.

"Swipe right"

My first meal of the day: Pretzel sticks.

Yet another spot on my desk that the veneer is starting to peel.

My antivirus decided something I had already whitelisted was suspect and is now scanning it.

When people use AirPods as their communication link for important work things. They sound like absolute garbage. Even if they're on an internet-based connection instead of the phone.

How did I drink my whole cup of coffee already?

My phone is complaining about my email login failing. Not how I wanted to wake up.

Heavy JavaScript web applications.

I somehow failed to set an alarm last night or I turned it off somewhere in the middle of the night. I woke up at 8:20am.

I'm about to fall asleep at my desk.

I'm so tired that I can't figure out how to use Facebook. But I've had 125% of the RDA for caffeine already. This should be an interesting afternoon.

I only slept about 15% of the time I wanted/needed to. This is going to be a rough day.

The SSL certificate has expired again.

The aforementioned ribs were cross contaminated with shrimp.

Paying $30+ for a rack of ribs at a restaurant, only for half of the rack's membrane to be peeled.

I spent most of last night coughing. Today I am sneezing a lot.

When I woke up this morning my hip was hurting again.

I keep getting telemarketer calls. At least my phone tells me they're telemarketers.

Yet another case of an online community being total garbage.

MSFS ATC is garbage.

Why does MSFS SimConnect stuff have to be so poorly documented?

How many times do I have to tell my phone that I am not interested in the "news" topics they keep showing me.

If you are building a web application, don't make a button element say "Launch application" if it doesn't actually doesn't launch the application.

If you are building a web application, please don't make the hand icon appear for things that are not hyperlinks or clickable elements. If the hand icon appears, it should be a thing that actually functions.

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I put too much peppermint oil in this cup of coffee.

I just called my doctor to request an appointment, but I had to hang up and call again 3 times so I could hear the menu without interruptions. It failed on the first two tries, but I was able to get what I needed on the third time.

If it isn't one health issue it's another. I was feeling better, getting to the end of an AS flare, only for left side twitching to resume.

I just drank the last of my Bourbon.