I have a massive canker sore on my lower jawline on the left side towards the front. I'm positive it's stress caused.

Power outage.

I'm done being Mr. Nice Guy.

I hate absolutely everything.

I am so tired of all the pertinent details for things being in a video blog. I don't have time to watch a video and try to understand heavy accents or high level management jargon. Just put the words on a written blog and let me read it.

Tribal knowledge.

I just got choked up over the season 5 finale for Silicon Valley.

I am reminded why I don't take time off.

This day brought to you by tactile allodynia.

DoorDash and/or Torchy's messed up my order.

Is it 5:00 yet?

Microsoft acquired Wunderlist and is killing it on May 6th.

I have absolutely ZERO desire to do anything work related today.

I have no idea where the last week has gone. I don't even know what day it actually is.

Red Robin doesn't have the A1 Peppercorn burger anymore.

I am so incredibly tired.

Hyperbole.

I have worked from home long enough to see 2 password change period notices.

Nobody reads anything.

I slept through my alarm.

While I appreciate that our neighborhood is patrolled by the city police, it's a bit unnerving to go for a bike ride and be followed the whole time by a patrolling officer.

We had cereal for dinner. I dished mine and Jr's up and went to pour the milk on it. Something was wrong. I thought the milk had gone bad. Then I smelled it. It was coffee creamer. We ate it anyhow, and now Jr is bouncing off the walls.

Shellfish contamination in my beef with broccoli.

Why is healing itchy?

A friggin' bug just flew into my eye.

I. Can't. Do. This.

I feel like I have been neglecting my duty as a Grumper.

Really tired and grumpy.

I think I had too much caffeine. I have the weirdest headache right now.

Because Comcast sucks so bad, I have to tether through my work phone to get any work done.