Skudd's Grumps

I slept horribly last night.

My Watch:Move!
Me: I'm pooping!

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The internet went down AGAIN.

I am getting so incredibly tired of everyone disclosing important things in video formats.

Why wasn't the DNS server set to start on boot?!

Filesystem      Size  Used Avail Use% Mounted on
/dev/sda5 16G 16G 132K 100% /var

Everything is stressing me out today.

This server was down for quite a while tonight due to an issue with server load and a failed reboot. The reboot failed because a recent kernel update didn't register properly in the bootloader, thus preventing the OS from booting. The load issue still looms, but so far it's been within acceptable limits since the last clean reboot.

CentOS 6.

Fragmented deployments and out-of-sync environments.

When people say "hardwork" instead of "hard work".

I am tired of being sick.

I am sick again.

"These unprecedented times."

"Solution" as a verb.

People in tile rooms should be mandated to have acoustic baffling before attending any conference calls.

Periostitis.

My hands really hurt this afternoon.

I need to remember to not chug a cup of coffee before a 90 minute meeting.

Having to argue with someone from Rover that I did not sign up for some sitting agreement for anyone.

Sinus infections.

Up is that way, right? -->

I am getting sick.

All my windows are on the right side monitor this morning. Nothing on the left.

Perforated, "Tear Here" things never tear where they're supposed to.

This batch of Keurig Starbucks coffee is incredibly burnt tasting.

I had intended to take a shower during the noon hour, but instead had to listen to a call that was just two people arguing.

I just taught the garage garbage can lid how to fly.