Who doesn’t like waking up in the middle of the night and struggle getting back to sleep?

Japanese wax trees are blooming. I hate how they smell.

Grackles

Leaving the driveway, my front bumper caught the curb and popped out of place just below the headlight. I pulled back in the driveway to pop it back in, and in doing so, my finger got caught between the bumper cover and the headlight, smashing the living <CENSORED> out of the finger. I got the bumper back in place, but I'm sure I'll lose this fingernail. It really <CENSORED> hurts now, almost 90 minutes later.

I was almost hit head-on four times on the way to the allergy clinic.

My coffee cup is empty.

My stomach hurts. I haven't felt this in a very long tim(e).

I really don't want to be awake right now.

My breakfast bowls are typically not so hot I can't take them out of the microwave, but today I learned that that's not always the case. I burned my thumb pretty good pulling the bowl out when it was done.

My coffee cup is empty.

These elevators smell weird.

Hospital bathrooms are gross.

Single ply, non perforated toilet paper.

It's starting to seem like this is not bone spurs, but intense nerve pain, because now my thumb and wrist are feeling like it.

These bone spurs REALLY HURT.

The bone spurs on my left hand fingers are really hurting today.

I slept horribly last night. I have a lot of work to do today, too.

PHPStorm automatically made changes to other lines in this file I was working on.

I can't tell if my skin is wrinkly from my sunburn or if it's because I'm getting old.

I'm happy to have new glasses that are the correct prescription, but I'm having a lot of trouble getting used to them.

I. HATE. PYTHON.

My badge got stuck on my chair and I didn’t find out until I attempted to badge out of the garage.

Python.

Slack outage! \o/

I need a pile of warm, fresh, soft, buttery, oatmeal raisin cookies.

I thought it was Saturday, but it’s not.

I'm too tired to form proper word strings.

What's with all these doctors resigning?

Serious, people. You haven't been hacked. Someone just "drove" by and saw your profile and copied you. It's not a hack. It's the same as if you stood naked on your front lawn and someone got a prosthetic suit to look just like you and did the same in their lawn.

The slimey gel used for ultrasound techniques.