Even though I spent 10ish minutes cleaning up the microwave mess, my food is still hotter than fresh lava from a volcano.
My lunch boiled over in the microwave, leaving a mess of molten cheese and bacon sauce all over the place.
Python.
When pagination size controls are at the bottom of the page.
It was perfect weather yesterday and I spent the afternoon outside. I'm coughing now.
I am in a ton of pain.
I woke up in a panic, thinking I had overslept for work. It’s Saturday though.
I have split ends in my mustache.
O. V. E. R. W. H. E. L. M. E. D.
Last week I understood options trading well enough to use a fantasy stock/stock simulator to work with it. But now, I've completely forgotten everything about it. Why do they have to use vague and odd names like "call", "put", and "strike"?
I was just trying to read something on bookface and the page reloaded on me and I can't find what I was reading now.
My 3TB drive is full.
That's cool, my browser decided to close for no reason a bit ago.
I just can't function today.
ChatGPT doesn't allow people calling it useless/worthless/ignorant anymore.
I forgot how a z pack wrecks my sleep.
I need to shave my keyboard. Or get a new one.
I pulled a muscle in the right side of my back last night and it still hurts.
Notification overload.
I took a much needed shower, but now I'm beyond drained.
My voice has decided it needs a sabbatical.
My coffee cup is empty.
Ugh, Monday.
Frontal sinus headache.
Why do these incoming connections keep coming up in XDebug/PhpStorm?
Why is my computer being so sluggish? There's little CPU activity, plenty of free RAM, and no SSD I/O happening.
Why does this granola bar smell like latex gloves?
I think all of the sugar in the carton of my coffee creamer ended up in this cup of coffee.
There are 3 types of Houston drivers when there's winter weather approaching:
I remember now: All the authenticated sessions on all of my things have timed out, forcing me to log in again.