Notification overload.
I took a much needed shower, but now I'm beyond drained.
My voice has decided it needs a sabbatical.
My coffee cup is empty.
Ugh, Monday.
Frontal sinus headache.
Why do these incoming connections keep coming up in XDebug/PhpStorm?
Why is my computer being so sluggish? There's little CPU activity, plenty of free RAM, and no SSD I/O happening.
Why does this granola bar smell like latex gloves?
I think all of the sugar in the carton of my coffee creamer ended up in this cup of coffee.
There are 3 types of Houston drivers when there's winter weather approaching:
I remember now: All the authenticated sessions on all of my things have timed out, forcing me to log in again.
Too tired to even remember what I want to Grump about.
I'm hungry, but everything seems like it would be painful to eat except for mashed potatoes, which I'm tired of already.
When there isn't enough cereal left in the box to justify putting it back on the shelf, but putting it in the bowl makes it so full.
How the Spotify DJ X pronounces "Good Old War": good ol' wer
Epic games logged me out again.
Minecraft is incredibly boring alone.
All the "Amazon Finds" captioned crap on social media.
All the "POV: " crap captions on social media images/video.
This end of work day brought to you by Migraines.
There's one online community with which I am done: Reddit.
The participation there is garbage, hostile, and demeaning. I'm done with it.
None of the games I want to play tonight are working.
My hips feel like someone shot a bunch of 16d nails into them.
I should have brought a book.
The front tire on my bike has a hole in the tube.
Why do I have such a hard time understanding tonal music theory? The circle of fifths is gibberish to me.
Ice cream throat.
Songs that get me teary-eyed.
All of my devices are about to get a lesson in aviation.