Required learning that forces you to watch videos instead of reading text.

I slept so poorly last night, I can't seem to function or understand things today.

How is it the end of quarter already?!

ALL OF THE THINGS ARE NOTIFYING ME OF THINGS

I get it, overdubbing a video to translate from German to English, but do they really need to overdub the English with new English voices?

I forgot that Azithromycin caused me sleep disruption.

The water is off for repairs.

For some reason, my right hand has started to be one key column too far to the right on any keyboard I use.

I keep hitting ctrl+4 instead of ctrl+r.

Why is the tip of my left index finger peeling?

I feel an aphasia flare coming.

I'm still voiceless today. The day started with a bit more voice than I have had, but even after conserving it and attempting to speak at church, just whispers came out.

The veneer or whatever it is on my desk to make it look like real wood is peeling again. I had another desk just like this and it did the same, so we bought another one. Within 3 months of having it, it started to peel. I just noticed that it's bubbling up in the middle of the "board" now too. What overpriced cheap garbage this is.

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Why do I always get important phone calls during meetings?

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I just aspirated some fresh ground black pepper.

The water is off for the water main repairs across the street.

Spotify DJ just pronounced "Live" as the present tense of existing rather than in the form of describing an event.

I really need my new glasses yesterday, not 7-10 days from Monday.

Forgot to Grump about this: I lost my voice again.

I want to hum along to my music but I don't have the voice for it.

Spotify DJ just pronounced "Colin Hay" as "Colon Hay".

Why am I feeling lightheaded?

Facebook is down. Wait, is that a good thing though?

I am NOT getting sick. I am NOT getting sick. I am NOT getting sick. I am NOT getting sick. I am NOT getting sick. I am NOT getting sick.

While it's great to fall asleep at my desk on a Sunday evening, it wasn't restful. I'm feeling groggy from it this morning.

Nearly every bit of technology I am attempting to use is failing to do what it’s supposed to.

The garbage can tried to eat my heel.

I want to eat bacon right now.