vulnerable --> vunner-bo

Having the plague

"Get your ______ on."

I wish my grumps were searchable.

I'm so tired in so many ways.

"This ______ is a whole vibe."

Bottling up my complaints.

This dude just pronounced "hyperbole" as "hyper-bowl"

The synthesizer solo at the end of "Lucky Man" by Emerson, Lake, & Palmer

My pants are too short and I wore them anyway.

fresh --> frash

My no-show socks slipping off of my heels inside my shoes when I walk.

eligible -> ew-ja-bo

so-sull security

"Be better."

The phrase "a hot minute". As in, the server asked us, "Are you guys ready to order or do you still need a hot minute?"

The word 'comfy'

Today's IART report.

When people point in the air while singing.

I'm almost out of coffee beans and had to resort to Keurig this morning at the office. It's terrible.

Facebook posts that end with "Read that again."

STOP PRONOUNCING IT "FENTANOL"!!!!

Wishing I'd gotten up earlier so I'd have more time to keep reading before getting ready for work.

When someone refers to a ball-related sport as just "ball". As in, "The team played some good ball tonight."

Getting the Blues Clues "We just got a letter" song stuck in my head

My Jeep hat doesn't smell like a campfire anymore.

Day 6 of no home internet.

Day 4 of no home internet.

I think Zyrtec is making my vision blurry.

"It's been a minute..."