STOP PRONOUNCING IT "FENTANOL"!!!!

Wishing I'd gotten up earlier so I'd have more time to keep reading before getting ready for work.

When someone refers to a ball-related sport as just "ball". As in, "The team played some good ball tonight."

Getting the Blues Clues "We just got a letter" song stuck in my head

My Jeep hat doesn't smell like a campfire anymore.

Day 6 of no home internet.

Day 4 of no home internet.

I think Zyrtec is making my vision blurry.

"It's been a minute..."

When a restaurant won't let me view their menu online without actually starting an order first.

"Good friends, good times."

An headache

I got an unwich from Jimmy John's, and the wrapper is rolled up in the lettuce.

The person who has been revving their engine for the past 20 minutes.

"This ______ is a whole mood."

"That looks just like my [cat name]!"

When I try to highlight a single field and it highlights the whole freaking page instead.

It's been a long week today.

an-is-TET-ic

STOP STARTING SENTENCES WITH "I MEAN"

Today is one of the rare days when it's 85 degrees in the office and I'm not dressed for it.

When people say "as to"

Actually, not everyone wants to be surrounded by people, thankyouverymuch.

Accidentally typing a Daze entry into GrumpLog

"make no mistake"

I just realized I didn't eat breakfast today.

I can manage multiple tasks. But I can't manage multiple crises.

When the bottom of your shoe squeaks down the side of your desk and sounds like flatulence...

"tator" tots

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