lueyfufu's Grumps

December, 2021

so-so se-curty

November, 2021

Someone should inform the President that the word is not omni-cron.

important # im-por-din

Tim can't eat lobster without getting ded.

When Deanna forgets how to log in.

October, 2021

"add in"

MLM gatherings advertised as craft fairs.

The person whistling tunelessly down the street.

Trying to get the mouse pointer in the right spot over the edge of a window so that I can drag to resize the window.

"rely on the tech"

September, 2021

tour # "tore"

"Must be nice."

August, 2021

I keep typing "fucc" instead of "cuff"

This newscaster keeps pronouncing government as guv-it.

Referring to any sport as "ball". For example, the newscaster reporting "three innings of scoreless ball."

This guy's radio voice makes him sound like he's congested.

July, 2021

A lunch hour nap was a bad idea.

My allergies are going bonkers since yesterday.

Memes that start with, "Absolutely nobody:"

June, 2021


Jake Owen

the way Jennifer Nettles sings


May, 2021


I think my trauma will actually be reentering society, not being isolated from it.

Facebook is sending me new message notifications for messages that I sent.


"Login to"

I woke up at 2am and couldn't go back to sleep until almost 4:30am. And then at 4:45, I was awakened by duck hanky panky in the pool and just laid awake until 6am.