Acronym soup.

Password change day.

Clickbait is really starting to piss me off.

I just opened a new bag of chips that says "Best by June 1, 2023" on it, but the chips are on the verge of being stale.

The server has been down all morning. I JUST got it back online.

Dried/cured resin on the build plate is very hard to clean off.

I can't do today. It's not possible.

Migraines.

CVS Caremark.

Stupid fasciculations.

Where I sliced my thumb open on the Tamiflu package last week is an annoying bump now.

I don't remember this electrolyte mix having a slightly sour aroma, but even a brand new container of it smells slightly sour. Did I just get accustomed to it before?

The process yesterday was broken and un-communicated, so today is the day that we pay for that brokenness.

When one person messes everything up for the larger group. #waiting #hurryupandwait

People making cell phone calls while in the jury assembly room… On speakerphone.

PHPStorm inconsistently formats SQL as you write it, but if you copy/paste it, it formats it an entirely different way.

"Our product is better in the [mobile] app!"

I had to reference Faith No More - Epic this morning, and now I'm having to listen to it.

I still don’t have a voice.

I just sliced my thumb open on the Tamiflu package.

I keep having a sensation like my front teeth are hitting something, but nothing is there. It’s just air!

I really need new glasses. I'm having trouble reading text on my screen, even at a 12 point font.

I am suddenly craving bacon, very hardcore.

Cmd+Q is way too close to Cmd+Tab

I kicked into my pedal board, barefoot, and ripped up my pinky toe.

My computer just hard crashed and did a full power cycle, all on its own.

I'm sick. Stupid cold. I tried to sleep in, but my caffeine addiction woke me up.

Can people not talk over each other in meetings, please?

Why is composer angry about this composer.json?!

Jimmy Johns doesn't deliver to our house.