I just bit my tongue when I sneezed.

I don't want to have to wear a jacket. It's too warm. My back is demanding that I do though.

When I was hanging Christmas lights yesterday, bits of asphalt from the shingles got in my mouth due to talking to Jr while I was hanging them. Even though I've brushed my teeth, eaten, and drank since then, I'm still feeling bits of it in my mouth.

Why do messaging platforms explode around 3pm?

Poinsettia right in the waiting room.

I just realized I was listening to a Miley Cyrus song and enjoying it.

WHY DID EXCEL JUST DECIDE THAT I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO ANYTHING WITH THIS SPREADSHEET I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON?!

All of the things are firing at the same time. WHY?!

I'm tired of being voiceless.

All these app updates recently on my phone are about to make me go back to tin cans and string.

Those pills went down sideways.

I woke up around 1:00am this morning and couldn't get back to sleep. I took a muscle relaxer around 2:00am, but it didn't help. Finally around 3:00am I buried my face in my pillow and eventually got back to sleep. My watch is incredibly unreliable in respect to this pattern though, as it says that I was asleep that entire period, when in fact I was sitting up and playing some games on my phone for over an hour.

I woke up earlier than I wanted to. I could hear the lawn crew start their mower when they were 4 houses down the street.

You would think that if I continually tell Spotify DJ to give me something different when Taylor Swift is played, they'd get the idea and stop giving me Taylor Swift content!

I want to work in the garage instead of the BS at my computers. But since I’m sick, I can’t.

I’m tired of being sick and unable to do things. The weather has been great for being outside and there’s plenty for me to do. But being sick, I’ve opted to remain inside. We’re now in week 5 of this nonsense.

This tea isn't as good as the last box of tea, but Wal-suck didn't have the other one anymore.

Spreadsheet culture.

Also, when you build a form for user interaction, don't make the text labels or form field fonts a muted color. It makes it appear as though they're disabled.

And balloon alerts/toasts/tooltips SHOULD NOT BE PART OF THE TAB GROUPING. There is not reason for my cursor focus to go to those, especially WHEN THEY ARE HIDDEN. I would call this poor UX design and implementation, but no thought has been put into that aspect of this whatsoever.

And in what world is not allowing a password to be pasted into a field a reasonable thing?! We live in a world of password managers and people not knowing their passwords. This is stupid!

In what world do MAXIMUM PASSWORD LENGTH rules make sense?!

Useless documentation.

Why am I so incredibly tired all of a sudden?!

How many browser pages does the Acrobat Reader install have to open?

Ugh, day 2 of waking up in the 5:00 hour for no reason whatsoever.

I woke up at 5:30am for no reason whatsoever.

The last 5 sites I went to that started with "at" in the domain name were for medical reasons. Why in the livin' heck did Chrome think that this time I wanted to see AT&T?

Why is it so incredibly complicated to work with PDFs in C#?!

This cup of coffee tastes burnt.