I'm losing my voice AGAIN and I feel like crap.

Yet again, Slack is broken. I can't cmd+k to switch unless I cmd+r to reload it first.

Chair roller mats.

Things only an adult would say: My favorite plunger broke.

A new level of Grumpiness: I'm starting new rounds of games at the very beginning, despite how far I've reached higher levels because I want simple and fun, not hard work.

Slack is all sorts of broken today. I can't use the cmd+k or cmd+g features.

I barely slept last night. I took the day off from work so I could sleep and recover. I haven't been able to sleep now, even with a dose of NyQuil. I'm bored, I'm tired, and I'm easily frustrated.

Went to the doctor because I lost my voice last week and still don't have it back. I just got a phone call from a healthcare survey company to see how my appointment went. I still don't have a voice.

I'm just sitting here, typing out messages for work things, and my watch suddenly said "Way to go! Move alert cleared!"
Glad to know the bar is set so low now.

Websites that auto-play video content when the page loads.

Something in the garbage this morning smelled like rotting potatoes. I took the garbage out, but I've had that smell stuck in my nose ever since.

Packaging that says "Tear along perforations" that doesn't actually cleanly tear along that.

I just bit down weird on a very crunchy french fry in a way that caused part of it to go between my two upper front teeth.

Password change day.

My hands smell like A.E. Staley.

Despite washing it several times, the lid for my Yeti tumbler still has that sweet-ish fermented smell to it. I'm going to have to soak it in something tonight.

Why in the flippin' flip did someone trade me trash cans?! I don't want their trash!

WHY IS THE HEAT ON IN THE OFFICE?!

I forgot about my Yeti last Friday when I got home from the office, and it was left in the side pocket of my backpack all the way up to today. I had also failed to rinse it out on Friday, so the lingering coffee started to ferment and now the lid smells of that fermentation. Also, my hands smell like it because I washed it when I noticed this morning. The soap was unable to remove the smell.

I DON'T WANT A VIDEO TO TELL ME WHERE OR HOW TO DO A THING!

That can of Monster Mean Bean had serious issues. It was not a very firm can when I opened it, then the first sip was totally wrong. The best I can describe it is that it tasted like gasoline.

Even my chest is twitching now, but only on the left side.

This neurologist I used to see is a complete waste of my time. I sent him a message on the patient portal almost a month ago, and I haven't even received an acknowledgement or request for clarification. In trying to send another message, I was signed out and my message was lost. I am in so much pain right now and typing is hard, so I really don't want to have to go through that all again. And trying to recover the message from the browser history fails because I am forced to authenticate again and the cached POST payload is encrypted.

Cramp fasciculation syndrome

Headache.

My hands smell like fried chicken and I can't get away to wash them.

APHASIA

I AM ON A MEETING AND MY PHONE WILL NOT STOP SENDING ME ALERTS FOR THINGS I KEEP DISMISSING

Why is my coffee cup consistently empty this morning?

It's cold in my office so I had to start up Minecraft.