Now my forehead stings.

I failed at sunscreen'ing my face when we went swimming Saturday afternoon, and now it's all itchy.

Whoever decided that lunch hours were the right time to mop the tunnels needs to be slapped.

For a required participation thing, there's a set of instructions to follow. One of the instructions is "watch this video for the instructions".

Now I need to grumble about it being too cold in here.

My small floor fan is not as effective today. Probably because we don't have the whole house fan going to keep the air moving. Stupid Nest update disabled that feature, being able to run the fan without running the heat or air conditioner.

The culture of everything needing to be a video or meeting.

I had to stop the flight simulator because it was creating too much heat in the house.

I think our air conditioner is having a problem. Even though it's 103 degrees outside, it shouldn't be this warm in the house. The system has been running non-stop all afternoon and it's up to 81 degrees inside.

Forgot to plug my phones in last night.

That moment when you are abruptly reminded that the last time you sat in your desk chair, you were leaning way back and reclined...

My floor fan died. I haven't even had it 6 months!

I have a sudden, sharp pain deep in my right shoulder.

My browser just auto-corrected a word.

This cup of coffee tastes burned.

The peppermint oil did not prevent this cup of coffee from causing acid reflux today.

I used a "how rude" gif from Full House in response to something.

I have some sort of a phantom smell going on and it's something that I know is a food that I want to eat, but I don't know which food it is.

Someone is horribly misusing the emergency alert system.

I am in so much pain.

What did I even do to my back? And why is it my upper back?

Twitching is pretty bad this morning. Also getting cramps in the middle of my left calf muscle.

I have some Katy Perry song stuck in my head.

A legal firm sent me an email about an upcoming webinar. They used Comic Sans in the email.

I am still peeling from the sunburn.

Who needs an alarm clock when you have a grackle screeching on your day off?

Day 3 of sunburn peeling.

My right ear is plugged up. I can't hear a thing out of it.

My hip hurts so much that it was interrupting my sleep last night.

My mouse keeps jumping around when I'm using it.