The adhesive that the bandage left on my thumb doesn't want to clean off, even with alcohol.

I messed up my email this morning and had to regenerate the local cache for it. Now that it's downloading everything again, it's triggering all sorts of antivirus alerts.

Around a month ago I got a new fan to go on the floor in my office. There's no air flow in here without it. Early this morning I woke up to the sound of a cat being twisted until it screamed. Turns out it was the bushing/bearing on that fan having failed.

My mouse keeps failing to work.

I am getting a massive headache.

I want to fry some onions in butter just for the smell.

Meetings that happen at 8:00am.

I want another cup of coffee, but it's almost noon.

The fiber infrastructure crew is on our street today. I hate the sound of whatever pneumatic took they use to run the fish tape through the conduit, or whatever they need that big air compressor for.

That's the second robodial call I've gotten today from an unknown number that I let go to voicemail, where it only captured "or representative".

Grackles.

People who throw work things at me right at 5pm.

I just heard a random female voice say "uh huh" somewhere around my desk, but i have no idea where it was.

When you forget that you had unlocked the tilt for your chair then lean back.

Ytf aren’t my Google contacts syncing with this stupid iPhone?!

Our washing machine is beginning to show its age.

Bummer, I thought we were really close to 10,000 Grumps, but apparently something in the neighborhood of 150 Grumps have been deleted.

A flake of black pepper just stuck to the back of my throat.

Emily is making the stock from the smoked chicken I did on Saturday. It's torture.

I am still awake.

I have been awake since 2:30am. Nothing is working to get me back to sly.

LinkedIn support is worthless. I asked what an email they sent me was about, and all they did was give me a canned response for how to reset my passwords.

My computer froze for no reason. So hard that the power button wouldn’t even turn it off.

I need to record up to 6 dimensions of data in a spreadsheet.

I am about to throw my computer through the nearest wood chipper.

This stupid nvidia crash has happened again.

When people park in the curbside spaces to go dine in.

My cup of coffee tastes very weak this morning.

I am getting so tired of all these nvlddmkm crashes. There's no sufficient detail to know what's happening, and the internet is totally saturated with all the same crap: Reinstall the drivers, reinstall the OS, try the card in a different system, etc.

BitBucket sucks for pull request reviews. The one thing that Crucible does infinitely better is showing the changes from previous commits, and allows you to quickly switch between them, and to only see the relevant changes. BitBucket assumes that any commit is a full change to the source tree, apparently, and on each commit it shows that all the files are unreviewed. Also, Crucible lets you easily see comments that were made on previous revisions, but BitBucket hides them completely unless you go to the overview for the PR, but then you lose your place in the PR tree.