If you are at a thing where lots of other people are there to listen, don’t sit there complaining loudly about how big of a waste of time it is.

I think they forgot about me.

I’m so hungry that subway ad looked sooooo good.

I can't remember how to do things.

Finding out the hard way that the French press is not designed for boiling the water as well.

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Even though I made a big deal about bringing coffee on this camping trip, and we got a new French press just for it, I totally forgot to get the coffee before we left. I am not going back for it now, but we will go find some in a store nearby tomorrow.

The battery is bulging on my magic trackpad.

My shoulder REALLY HURTS.

I hate everything.

While single and quarter ply products may appear to be cheaper, it requires a lot more of them to get the job done, so the expense is probably about the same.

The Chick-Fil-A in the tunnel doesn't have Chick-Fil-A style ice.

I didn't think to bring breakfast. Now I'm hungry.

If I put the number 4 in a field, I expect it to be a 4, not an 8.

Shopping for new electricity plans. I guess it's good that we have options, but still. Bleh.

My hands smell like some sort of soap, but it's not a scent we have in this house.

My brain is so absolutely fried from being outside nearly all morning.

I would have slept in much later than this, but I needed to pee and the lawn guy is working next door.

My hand smells like propane.

I woke up thinking it was Thursday.

Having to provide technical support to my team because helpdesk is worthless.

I hate it when you use pagination controls on a website, and when they take you to the next page, they drop you at the bottom of the page.

When an "accept cookies" button causes the entire page to reload.

My right hand hurts from bowling yesterday, and my bike ride has made it worse.

Seriously, why do all the links need to open a new tab?! It's like someone thought "oooh, target=_blank is a cool thing, I'll use that everywhere". It's just making a mess of my browser.

Just got a call from some local telemarketer wanting us to sell the house. I told her that we're not interested and to stop calling, and she tried to argue with me. I just hung up.

The adhesive left behind by an old bandaid.

I paused my music for this?!