Stupid fasciculations.

Where I sliced my thumb open on the Tamiflu package last week is an annoying bump now.

I don't remember this electrolyte mix having a slightly sour aroma, but even a brand new container of it smells slightly sour. Did I just get accustomed to it before?

The process yesterday was broken and un-communicated, so today is the day that we pay for that brokenness.

When one person messes everything up for the larger group. #waiting #hurryupandwait

People making cell phone calls while in the jury assembly room… On speakerphone.

PHPStorm inconsistently formats SQL as you write it, but if you copy/paste it, it formats it an entirely different way.

"Our product is better in the [mobile] app!"

I had to reference Faith No More - Epic this morning, and now I'm having to listen to it.

I still don’t have a voice.

I just sliced my thumb open on the Tamiflu package.

I keep having a sensation like my front teeth are hitting something, but nothing is there. It’s just air!

I really need new glasses. I'm having trouble reading text on my screen, even at a 12 point font.

I am suddenly craving bacon, very hardcore.

Cmd+Q is way too close to Cmd+Tab

I kicked into my pedal board, barefoot, and ripped up my pinky toe.

My computer just hard crashed and did a full power cycle, all on its own.

I'm sick. Stupid cold. I tried to sleep in, but my caffeine addiction woke me up.

Can people not talk over each other in meetings, please?

Why is composer angry about this composer.json?!

Jimmy Johns doesn't deliver to our house.

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I am getting so incredibly tired of all these aphasic symptoms. Most of the time, it's related to my ability to read and write. Sometimes I can't process sounds (I can hear them, but they don't make sense). Other times I can't figure out how to do very simple tasks like open a door. The latest that seems to be plaguing me is my ability to process music. Being a musician, specifically a bassist, I hold my ability to hear the bass line in songs and be able to find it myself for whatever song I'm listening to and playing along with. Here recently, my ability to do that has vanished. No, it's not an inability to actually hear the sounds: it's an inability to put them together and make them fit. It comes and goes, though. It's not a consistent thing. And when it happens, it's incredibly frustrating and it makes me feel like I've been punched in the gut, in a sense.

Doctor's orders are no more cycling.

I want to sleep more.

Too cold to go for a bike ride.

When a Clippy-style application assistant loads well before the application itself.

I’m tired and my brain is fried.

I think I overdid it on the bike yesterday. My left ankle is so angry that I feel like I need to brace it.

YouTube videos are having a LOT of trouble on both my work computer and my personal computer. The audio keeps going just fine, but the video stalls.