Skudd's Grumps

My tongue and cheeks are tingling because I am so stressed.

I don't want to be awake yet.

Stupid food ads while I’m fasting.

Middle ear myoclonus is back.

I put entirely too much jelly on my PB&J. Is that really a problem though?

WHY IS MOTION CITY SOUNDTRACK MAKING ME FEEL EMOTIONAL?!

Help me, I've fallen into the Pinterest rabbit hole again!

I want to add a small feature here. I want there to be an "average grumps per hour" type figure that is displayed next to the username on the top right corner. I don't have time to work on it though.

People who always shout on WebEx.

Why am I suddenly getting so much spam from bestpocketherbalist?

Nerve pain.

That persistent feeling that something is under my fingernail, but there isn't anything there.

It's happening again: My heart rate is low, but my anger sharks are waking up.

I think I just learned the hard way that I'm allergic to Juniper.

I have a book laying on my desk. "Salt" by Mark Kurlansky. Out of the corner of my eye, it looks like a phone screen lighting up for a call.

Why does this can of Sprite smell like cigarette ash?

Two internet outages in as many days.

Comcast/Xfinity

WHY DID I JUST GET TEARY-EYED WATCHING AN AVIATION 101 VIDEO?!

My RadarScope license has invalidated apparently.

Excel just choked when I tried to format some content as a table.

Seriously, am I speaking another language? Nobody is understanding the things I am saying anymore.

More mandatory learning that has short timelines.

Why did I think that going to Walmart was a good idea?

The pervasive nature of undefined/assumed-defined acronyms in corporate day-to-day work.

Regardless of how well I clean my glasses, I'm still seeing oily artifacts on them when I'm attempting to read.

Comcast / Xfinity

Why do my hands smell like I cut onions?

Aphasia.

My eyes are so incredibly tired. I just want to go back to sleep.