My tongue and cheeks are tingling because I am so stressed.
I don't want to be awake yet.
Stupid food ads while I’m fasting.
Middle ear myoclonus is back.
I put entirely too much jelly on my PB&J. Is that really a problem though?
WHY IS MOTION CITY SOUNDTRACK MAKING ME FEEL EMOTIONAL?!
Help me, I've fallen into the Pinterest rabbit hole again!
I want to add a small feature here. I want there to be an "average grumps per hour" type figure that is displayed next to the username on the top right corner. I don't have time to work on it though.
People who always shout on WebEx.
Why am I suddenly getting so much spam from bestpocketherbalist?
Nerve pain.
That persistent feeling that something is under my fingernail, but there isn't anything there.
It's happening again: My heart rate is low, but my anger sharks are waking up.
I think I just learned the hard way that I'm allergic to Juniper.
I have a book laying on my desk. "Salt" by Mark Kurlansky. Out of the corner of my eye, it looks like a phone screen lighting up for a call.
Why does this can of Sprite smell like cigarette ash?
Two internet outages in as many days.
Comcast/Xfinity
WHY DID I JUST GET TEARY-EYED WATCHING AN AVIATION 101 VIDEO?!
My RadarScope license has invalidated apparently.
Excel just choked when I tried to format some content as a table.
Seriously, am I speaking another language? Nobody is understanding the things I am saying anymore.
More mandatory learning that has short timelines.
Why did I think that going to Walmart was a good idea?
The pervasive nature of undefined/assumed-defined acronyms in corporate day-to-day work.
Regardless of how well I clean my glasses, I'm still seeing oily artifacts on them when I'm attempting to read.
Comcast / Xfinity
Why do my hands smell like I cut onions?
Aphasia.
My eyes are so incredibly tired. I just want to go back to sleep.