I just got choked up over the season 5 finale for Silicon Valley.

I am reminded why I don't take time off.

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DoorDash and/or Torchy's messed up my order.

Is it 5:00 yet?

Microsoft acquired Wunderlist and is killing it on May 6th.

I have absolutely ZERO desire to do anything work related today.

I have no idea where the last week has gone. I don't even know what day it actually is.

Red Robin doesn't have the A1 Peppercorn burger anymore.

I am so incredibly tired.

Hyperbole.

I have worked from home long enough to see 2 password change period notices.

Nobody reads anything.

I slept through my alarm.

While I appreciate that our neighborhood is patrolled by the city police, it's a bit unnerving to go for a bike ride and be followed the whole time by a patrolling officer.

We had cereal for dinner. I dished mine and Jr's up and went to pour the milk on it. Something was wrong. I thought the milk had gone bad. Then I smelled it. It was coffee creamer. We ate it anyhow, and now Jr is bouncing off the walls.

Shellfish contamination in my beef with broccoli.

Why is healing itchy?

A friggin' bug just flew into my eye.

I. Can't. Do. This.

I feel like I have been neglecting my duty as a Grumper.

Really tired and grumpy.

I think I had too much caffeine. I have the weirdest headache right now.

Because Comcast sucks so bad, I have to tether through my work phone to get any work done.

My internet connection keeps falling over.

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STOP WITH ALL THE POLITICAL BS AROUND THIS STUPID PANDEMIC.

I'm having trouble using my brain again. I think this time it's because I'm so tired. I can read and write just fine, but I can't process spoken word and I am having trouble understanding what others have written.

I am suddenly incredibly tired and want to go to sleep.

I cut an onion last night. I have washed my hands multiple times since, and they still smell like onion.