The way English people pronounce "chocolate"

Every time I include anyone else on an order from Jimmy John's, it ends up taking a couple hours to get here or the order gets "lost" entirely. Today's order is already starting out to be no exception to that.

When I placed my Jimmy John's delivery order, I got a warning that orders will be delayed because of inclement weather. There is no inclement weather today.

I ground a little bit of cardamom seeds in the mortar & pestle this morning to add to my coffee grounds before I made my morning brew, but apparently the mortar & pestle was recently used to grind rosemary, because my coffee has tasting notes of Thanksgiving dinner.

Welp, time to be smug about the weather again.

When Harry Potter haters refer to it as "Harry Pot Head"

"I mean," is not a complete sentence.

Shake that thing

"play college ball"

"drive truck"

axtras

ik-set-er-a

Christmas # kreez-moize

This presenter really loves saying "chunks"

I don't understand everyone's obsession with Texas sheet cake.

so-so se-curty

Someone should inform the President that the word is not omni-cron.

important # im-por-din

Tim can't eat lobster without getting ded.

When Deanna forgets how to log in.

"add in"

MLM gatherings advertised as craft fairs.

The person whistling tunelessly down the street.

Trying to get the mouse pointer in the right spot over the edge of a window so that I can drag to resize the window.

https://imgur.com/138Usoe

"rely on the tech"

tour # "tore"

"Must be nice."

I keep typing "fucc" instead of "cuff"

This newscaster keeps pronouncing government as guv-it.