"Fits and giggles"

Trying to type "it" and typing "tit" instead.

I can't even go to a doctor appointment without dealing with work drama.

RoyalTSX keeps hanging.

I can't brain.

I never dreamed there would be a day that I would prefer Monday over Friday.

...and they didn't wash their hands.

Again. I needed the handicapped stall and someone is in there.

People using the handicap accessible stall when they don't need it.

Wild goose chases.

I'm tired of pain limiting me.

I can't understand spoken words this morning.

When restaurants change their menu and remove the healthier, more popular items.

When restaurants don't have the full menu on the board.

Facebook.

For whatever reason, I don't have a voice on webex.

I HATE EVERYTHING

My foot really hurts.

Something changed the power settings on my laptop.

I want a PB&J.

When people hang up while I'm talking.

Why can't we get the audio level for these broadcast meetings set reasonably?

It's too early for a headache.

Everything hurts.

X-Plane 10 keeps crashing on me, every time I do something other than a simple KHOU to KAUS flight. Even then, it's flaky.

mod_rewrite

My mustache keeps getting caught in the pull tab on this Red Bull can.

"Temporary" code that becomes permanent.

I am so tired that I just want to stop thinking about work and sleep.

I just realized that I don't have my driver's license in my wallet.