I'm not grumpy enough today.

There is now a battle for latest public Grump.

Theo needs to implement Giphy filters.

Friday was too slow getting here.

Quitters.

I just said "hit that" in context of work things. I feel so dirty now.

My eyes are failing to reach full operating state today.

My media keys aren't working on my mac.

I just used "empathy" incorrectly when I meant "apathy".

Coffee made so incorrectly that it's undrinkable.

Took 15 minutes for them to make the wrong iced coffee.

When people don't communicate.

Everyone is wound so tight today.

People.

Helpdesk.

I have been getting interrupted all through this meeting. Typical.

I've been too busy to Grump this week.

Being blindly added to a bunch of internal employee communities that I have no part in.

The guard is standing in the lobby doorway, smoking a cigarette. Not 10 yards away is a no smoking sign, reinforcing Houston's city ordinance that says no smoking within 25 feet of an entrance.

Password change day.

It's Monday.

This sales pitch for a thing that my people have all gone through and found that it's not as advertised.

I love it when people schedule meetings but provide no info on where to dial, etc.

This can of Dr Pepper lacks flavor.

The expectation that team members have to be in the same office as you. What is this, 1990?

I put gas in my car this morning. Now my hand smells like diesel. I did not put diesel in my car though.

Trendy new companies.

White people trying to pronounce west Asian names.

I suddenly feel very angry. I don't want to do ANYTHING.

I'm starting to think that I did blow a disc over the weekend. If I lay down, I'm fine. If I go upright to sit or stand, I have an excruciating pain in my lumbar spine. If I lean forward, the pain radiates into my sacroiliac joints and hips.