I'm tired of pain limiting me.

I can't understand spoken words this morning.

When restaurants change their menu and remove the healthier, more popular items.

When restaurants don't have the full menu on the board.

Facebook.

For whatever reason, I don't have a voice on webex.

I HATE EVERYTHING

My foot really hurts.

Something changed the power settings on my laptop.

I want a PB&J.

When people hang up while I'm talking.

Why can't we get the audio level for these broadcast meetings set reasonably?

It's too early for a headache.

Everything hurts.

X-Plane 10 keeps crashing on me, every time I do something other than a simple KHOU to KAUS flight. Even then, it's flaky.

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My mustache keeps getting caught in the pull tab on this Red Bull can.

"Temporary" code that becomes permanent.

I am so tired that I just want to stop thinking about work and sleep.

I just realized that I don't have my driver's license in my wallet.

Random violent sneezing.

My current headset is super flaky. It's a good thing I ordered a new one.

People who end everything on the internet with "lol".

With the rise of the internet, people have changed the definition of "ewe" to be a statement of disgust. Search engines have accommodated this, and now if you search for anything with that word, it's all "ewww" stuff.

I am tired. I hurt. I am frustrated with everything.

My glasses are a mess but there are too many fires going on to allow me to clean them.

Today is the one day out of the year that I have to either preface or footnote everything with "This is not a joke. I'm actually serious here."

I just hit a pallet. Traffic is too heavy to pull over anywhere to check things.

Only 2 people are using GrumpLog.

The things say it's Friday, but it feels like Monday.