When restaurants don't have the full menu on the board.
Facebook.
For whatever reason, I don't have a voice on webex.
I HATE EVERYTHING
My foot really hurts.
Something changed the power settings on my laptop.
I want a PB&J.
When people hang up while I'm talking.
Why can't we get the audio level for these broadcast meetings set reasonably?
It's too early for a headache.
Everything hurts.
X-Plane 10 keeps crashing on me, every time I do something other than a simple KHOU to KAUS flight. Even then, it's flaky.
mod_rewrite
My mustache keeps getting caught in the pull tab on this Red Bull can.
"Temporary" code that becomes permanent.
I am so tired that I just want to stop thinking about work and sleep.
I just realized that I don't have my driver's license in my wallet.
Random violent sneezing.
My current headset is super flaky. It's a good thing I ordered a new one.
People who end everything on the internet with "lol".
With the rise of the internet, people have changed the definition of "ewe" to be a statement of disgust. Search engines have accommodated this, and now if you search for anything with that word, it's all "ewww" stuff.
I am tired. I hurt. I am frustrated with everything.
My glasses are a mess but there are too many fires going on to allow me to clean them.
Today is the one day out of the year that I have to either preface or footnote everything with "This is not a joke. I'm actually serious here."
I just hit a pallet. Traffic is too heavy to pull over anywhere to check things.
Only 2 people are using GrumpLog.
The things say it's Friday, but it feels like Monday.
Conference calls. Because normally there are 2 or 3 people that dominate the call. Not allowing anyone else to speak.
I showered yesterday, but not today. I feel like it's been a week since I last showered.
I hurt. A lot. All over.