When restaurants don't have the full menu on the board.

Facebook.

For whatever reason, I don't have a voice on webex.

I HATE EVERYTHING

My foot really hurts.

Something changed the power settings on my laptop.

I want a PB&J.

When people hang up while I'm talking.

Why can't we get the audio level for these broadcast meetings set reasonably?

It's too early for a headache.

Everything hurts.

X-Plane 10 keeps crashing on me, every time I do something other than a simple KHOU to KAUS flight. Even then, it's flaky.

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My mustache keeps getting caught in the pull tab on this Red Bull can.

"Temporary" code that becomes permanent.

I am so tired that I just want to stop thinking about work and sleep.

I just realized that I don't have my driver's license in my wallet.

Random violent sneezing.

My current headset is super flaky. It's a good thing I ordered a new one.

People who end everything on the internet with "lol".

With the rise of the internet, people have changed the definition of "ewe" to be a statement of disgust. Search engines have accommodated this, and now if you search for anything with that word, it's all "ewww" stuff.

I am tired. I hurt. I am frustrated with everything.

My glasses are a mess but there are too many fires going on to allow me to clean them.

Today is the one day out of the year that I have to either preface or footnote everything with "This is not a joke. I'm actually serious here."

I just hit a pallet. Traffic is too heavy to pull over anywhere to check things.

Only 2 people are using GrumpLog.

The things say it's Friday, but it feels like Monday.

Conference calls. Because normally there are 2 or 3 people that dominate the call. Not allowing anyone else to speak.

I showered yesterday, but not today. I feel like it's been a week since I last showered.

I hurt. A lot. All over.