Now my fretless bass is having electrical issues. The pickguard is broken, which is causing things in the jack to short out.

I have decided that the GRIB data formats are a heaping pile of outdated garbage.

There goes any hope of eating lunch today.

Spotify on my iPhone has only been playing the first 20 songs in the shuffle list recently instead of shuffling the whole playlist.

When 15 minute meetings turn into 90 minute meetings because people don't understand why it was supposed to be a 15 minute in the first place.

I only see the most picturesque clouds when I'm driving.

I can't use the bathroom without slack going crazy.

Why can't I seem to wake up?

I gave the lawn guy a check with the wrong last name on it. At least I caught it before he left, though.

I'm too tired to do anything but not tired enough to sleep.

I'm so tired that I can't understand simplistic instructions right now.

Nobody seems to be around at all.

I just got logged out of everything.

Lots of fake user registrations recently. I may have to purge all of them.

I had to use my horn in traffic twice this morning because people were being idiots and nearly caused an accident.

It took me 90 minutes to get to the office this morning. I'm going to have to start leaving much earlier, which means waking up earlier as well.

There are too many things going on at once for me to keep fully engaged in any one thing. For example, it took me 10 minutes just to write this Grump.

Traffic was extra special this morning.

I just opened a fortune cookie to find there is no fortune in it.

"re-zors"

Required corporate training.

Every time someone shares new content in WebEx, it steals the focus from other windows.

People who use the exit ramps as passing lanes.

I just applied a "hide" operation to an entire excel spreadsheet by mistake, which resulted in the window disappearing from everywhere.

I can't get in touch with my doctor to get the MRI report, and the imaging center won't release it to the specialist I'm seeing.

I am not awake.

I have a glare on my glasses that looks like a hair.

The heater motor in my car is failing. It's behaving as if there's a dead spot in the armature.

I'm pretty certain our air conditioner is failing.

Everything on my desk was all pushed to one side this morning. My headset was on the floor. Cable ends were in odd places.