I just typed "giphys".

Airbuds.

Monday.

I am sextuple booked for a slot.

I have a massive headache.

I need to clean my glasses.

Even though I didn't check the "Send me marking crap" box when I placed a flower order recently, I still got signed up for marketing crap.

I don't have enough brain to select a new GIF for the TV.

Meat death.

I forgot to bring a sweatshirt.

Guy yesterday: "Don't take anything out of the room."
Guy today: "Uh, all this has to be moved out."

There's a hair that's placed just in the right spot on my right leg, such that when my heart beats, the hair twitches just enough for me to feel it. It's driving me crazy.

Old, outdated air conditioner systems.

On top of all the other drama today, the fan in the air conditioner condenser failed today.

Apparently my hearing is not working today.

If SSO was actually implemented as SSO, life would be so much better in the IT world.

When a login link opens a new browser window or tab.

When business processes require me to use Notes.

Fraudulent activity on my debit card.

I thought today was Friday.

When I get an email that says "Please email Susan Smith" or some other generic name, with no clear indication of which Susan Smith it is, or what her email address is. Then getting an out of office reply when asking for clarity.

Someone attempted to gain access to my Facebook account.

Blackout light covers.

That's okay, I didn't need a lunch break today.

Getting kicked in the face repeatedly by a restless 2 year old while I'm sleeping.

Stop pointing at me for things that aren't mine.

sql> DELETE FROM users WHERE userstatus_id = 2
[2018-07-31 21:50:54] 17 row(s) affected in 77ms

This SSL certificate mess is...well... a mess.

I just LOVE the smell of finger pointing early in the morning.

Rubix Cubes.