I forgot my breakfast and lunch.

I can't Grump fast enough today. Too many things to Grump, not enough ability.

I keep getting light-headed.

Climate change denial.

I used to be able to get things done before 9am, because everyone waits until then to come to the office. That's changed and now I can only get things done over lunch hour.

cp on a Mac doesn't work the same as it does in Linux.

I left my notebook in my car. I don't want to go get it, but I need it.

Panda Express shorted me my spring rolls.

Someone from Italy logged into my twitch.tv account.

The rubber on my mouse is going sticky.

My head is still quite cloudy due to the nerve pain and sleep disruptions.

Montag.

Anti-adblockers.

Tactile allodynia.

Everything.

I am unable to concentrate or comprehend anything today.

More vaguely documented libraries.

I was too busy on my vacation to keep up with anything in the world of the internet.

People using the left shoulder as an express lane.

Undocumented, undersupported, "common" data formats.

People taking trailers through the drive through.

Deer.

"Oh yeah! Hudred percent!"

Someone in this restroom keeps shouting loudly when the hand dryer.

72 hours on the road with a 3 year old who was really quite well behaved for the bulk of the trip only means that he was bottling all that crazy up inside for when we reached our destination.

So much for trying to leave early.

IBM Notes.

"Fits and giggles"

Trying to type "it" and typing "tit" instead.

I can't even go to a doctor appointment without dealing with work drama.