I cut an onion last night for dinner. My hands still smell like it.

Google chrome spellcheck is flagging "your" as improper spelling.

This is why we can't have nice things.

Morning came far too quickly.

I'm so tired that I just drew on my dry erase board with a permanent marker.

Javascript.

"Pre-zoh"

The GIF on the TV here is too political.

All the hate in the world. It's saddening.

The Bagby/Capitol/Rusk intersection REALLY needs left turn lights.

Is it "sync" or "synch"?

I keep getting a robodial from "Lisa", saying "This is not a sales call. Do not hang up." It's from a different number every time, so I don't trust it. I'm getting it on both phones, too.

When it rains in Houston, the freeways become a parking lot.

Found my watch. Cause of temporary loss: faulty wrist band.

My watch band apparently broke, and I didn't even realize it.

My lunch (leftovers from last night) went sour already.

Comcast.

Inconsistencies in how names are used in various systems within the same company.

Two different rear view mirror adhesives have failed now.

When people use curbside parking for not curbside orders.

Responding to a calendar invite that someone sent caused their auto-reply to send me a message.

The fruity Tootsie Roll things are addictive!

Password change day.

Zoom changed their IVR voice.

I am suddenly craving banana bread.

My good fidget spinner just broke.

SQLDeveloper just hung on me after I wrote a somewhat complicated query.

The broad assumption that everyone uses a computer running Windows.

Why do people still use Flash?

Are the steaks in the ground or on the table?!