It hurts way too much to write with a pen.

Writer's Cramp.

Welcome to the day-after-Humira Grump zone.

"Thank you for calling. Please select from the following menu. Listen carefully because our menu has changed." Every. Time. For. The. Last. Five. Years.

This hold music has music trivia on it.

"We are experiencing higher-than-normal hold times. Please wait on the line and someone will be with you shortly."

Why is a deep, chest-y cough acceptable in a conference call but a belch isn't?

I have that sharp pain between the shoulders and up the back of my neck that is caused by stress.

I just sent my boss an email and put a Grumpy Cat image in it.

Was on hold with CVS. Someone hung up on me.

Cellular coverage at my house is AWFUL.

I forgot my hoodie again.

I keep having this severe pain in my right arm, along the ulna. It's so severe that it's making me lightheaded and dizzy.

Someone was parking in my space this morning.

People who respond to a question with "co-rekt"

People who end every sentence with "okay?" or "right?"

That feeling like something is under your thumbnail when there's actually nothing there.

Inconsistency in log timestamp formats.

The check engine light is off now, but the code is still registered as an active fault. Also, I can't get the evap test to complete until the car cools down to ambient air temperature, then I have to do a very specific thing to get it to complete.

I just drove about 200 miles to try to get the evaporator system test to complete. It didn't. Instead, the check engine light came on with the same dang code as before. P0420.

Bad hair day.

Even though I have washed my hands a few times and showered since I cut that onion last night, my hands still smell like onion.

Ugh, CVS. You fucked up my last order and gave me so much Humira that I don't need any more until May. STOP CALLING ME TO TELL ME TO REFILL.

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Here come the Grumps.

I use the actual click feature of my Mac input devices instead of the tap feature.

The impending irrational Grumpiness that's likely to hit at 1:00pm.

It's Saturday and I'm wide awake at 6:30am

I told the Keurig machine to give me 2 different 4oz brews. I got a total of 6oz of coffee.

WebEx.