Skudd's Grumps

Rib pain.

This is the third day in 3 weeks that this same truck has been parked in my space well after 7am.

Airbuds.

"Irregardless"

Of course I have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ELSE GOING ON right now.

I have this knot in the back of my lower left leg that feels like a muscle cramp. It started as a major cramp yesterday morning as I was getting out of bed, and today it feels like it's threatening to cramp again. It really hurts.

That was not enough of a lunch.

Even though it's not where my tastebuds are, the roof of my mouth being burned is causing almost anything I eat to not taste good.

I didn't wait long enough to eat my pot pie, so I got burned.

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Pot Pie cooking instructions: Microwave on high for 9 to 10 minutes. Let rest for as many years before eating.

It hurts way too much to write with a pen.

Writer's Cramp.

Welcome to the day-after-Humira Grump zone.

"Thank you for calling. Please select from the following menu. Listen carefully because our menu has changed." Every. Time. For. The. Last. Five. Years.

This hold music has music trivia on it.

"We are experiencing higher-than-normal hold times. Please wait on the line and someone will be with you shortly."

Why is a deep, chest-y cough acceptable in a conference call but a belch isn't?

I have that sharp pain between the shoulders and up the back of my neck that is caused by stress.

I just sent my boss an email and put a Grumpy Cat image in it.

Was on hold with CVS. Someone hung up on me.

Cellular coverage at my house is AWFUL.

I forgot my hoodie again.

I keep having this severe pain in my right arm, along the ulna. It's so severe that it's making me lightheaded and dizzy.

Someone was parking in my space this morning.

People who respond to a question with "co-rekt"

People who end every sentence with "okay?" or "right?"

That feeling like something is under your thumbnail when there's actually nothing there.

Inconsistency in log timestamp formats.

The check engine light is off now, but the code is still registered as an active fault. Also, I can't get the evap test to complete until the car cools down to ambient air temperature, then I have to do a very specific thing to get it to complete.