I am on call this week.

That feeling like there's something under my thumb nail, but there actually isn't.

Whenever I take a day off, everything falls apart.

When I take a day off and state that I am going to be unavailable, it is not respected at all.

Chimney guys were supposed to be here at 11. It's 11:45 and they've not shown up yet.

This stupid Digg article is bashing Google Drive and calling them untrustworthy because of a feature that marked legit files as malware. Google quickly reversed that feature roll out and are working on refactoring it. This is how the cloud works, people. You want features, you want them yesterday, but you also want absolute perfection. YOU AREN'T GOING TO GET IT ALL!

I love repeating myself.

I forgot my lunch AND breakfast today. :(

People on conference calls need to learn to not talk over each other.

I can't prepare for meetings and have to wing it every time. Fortunately it generally goes well, but I still feel like I could do better if I have more time.

Monday.

Why does it take 10 days to opt out of something?

Comcast.

I did a system update today and now KSP won't load. I don't want to reboot though!

My spellchecker is flagging "explanation" as improperly spelled.

Random checks from the insurance company with no explanation of what they're for. Also, the sheet they're printed on says "Page 1 of 4", except there's only the one sheet in the envelope.

This meeting was stressing me out so much that I decided to disassemble the ball bearing on my fidget spinner. Now I can't get it back together since my hands don't work well for things that small.

I've been so busy that I'm just now able to eat my brisket taco. And it's cold.

My keyboard hasn't been working properly this morning. Also, since the weekend, it has had a really gummy feeling to most of the keys.

Traffic jam. Major accident. Freeway closed.

PHP ActiveRecord isn't working properly today.

I have been so busy today that I haven't been able to Grump effectively.

Still no Dr Pepper in the breakroom. What is this? California?

I forgot to bring lunch or breakfast today.

There was no Dr Pepper in the break room.

I just spent the last 15 minutes building a spreadsheet from a convoluted data source. And of course, when I tried to move a chart from a data sheet to its own sheet, Excel crashed. It asked me if I wanted to recover my work, and of course I said yes. When it loaded up though, none of the documents I had open were opened, including the one I had yet to save.

Monday.

Incredibly dry air.

The Mandalay Bay conference center needs more toilets in the men's rooms.

Networking.