I am overwhelmed.

Registration is fixed, but not without bugs. Go easy on it.

I just discovered why we haven't had any new users here: The registration function isn't implemented. I'll get that done tonight, hopefully.

Fire Drills.

Having to tell other teams how to do their job.

Child safety seats.

Here come the post-Humira Grumps.

Redirect loops.

I just sent out emails to people who haven't Grumped in 6 months or more and another to people who have registered here without ever posting a Grump ever.

I'm not sure if I took a dose of DayQuil already. I just took another dose anyhow.

I often struggle with understanding that when I'm in a group chat with n other people, the total participant count should be n + 1.

Ugh, allergies, still.

There's some sort of work going on in the crawlspace below my office with a hammer drill.

I'm suddenly typing out everything as a rhyme. For this, nobody has the time!

I woke up this morning with a bunch of phlegm in the back of my throat. I thought I was doing okay after I cleared it, but then I went outside. Now my eyes are super irritated and my throat is sore feeling.

I just randomly tapped out the beat to "Makin' bacon pancakes" on my desk.

The allergies got me.

Rib pain.

This is the third day in 3 weeks that this same truck has been parked in my space well after 7am.

Airbuds.

"Irregardless"

Of course I have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ELSE GOING ON right now.

I have this knot in the back of my lower left leg that feels like a muscle cramp. It started as a major cramp yesterday morning as I was getting out of bed, and today it feels like it's threatening to cramp again. It really hurts.

That was not enough of a lunch.

Even though it's not where my tastebuds are, the roof of my mouth being burned is causing almost anything I eat to not taste good.

I didn't wait long enough to eat my pot pie, so I got burned.

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Pot Pie cooking instructions: Microwave on high for 9 to 10 minutes. Let rest for as many years before eating.

It hurts way too much to write with a pen.

Writer's Cramp.