It still smells like fish in the office.

Someone nearby had fish for lunch.

I just tried to take a drink of my Dr Pepper, and nothing was coming out. I looked down and realized I forgot to open the can.

.*

The names of values greater than tertiary.

I just moved a bunch of messages in Verse. Instead of moving them, it just added the target folder to the list of folders the messages were in, retaining the original folder.

I am quadruple booked, even though I already had confirmed things on the calendar.

Just as I was getting up to go use the restroom, I got an important phone call. That call then expanded to include my boss and got even more importanter, but ended with a mandatory action for me: Call this other person and get a status update. So I called the other person and they said "let me call you right back". It's been 20 minutes, I still need to urinate, and they've not called.

I am crashing. Hard.

Comcast.

Earwax.

Beer-induced heartburn.

I can't concentrate.

What is it with me and left monitors? First, my left monitor at home died. Now my left monitor at the office is dying.

CVS Refilled a prescription they weren't supposed to. ARGH!

Alcohol and profane ads on Spotify in the mids of a Christian music playlist.

FedEx said my package would be here "by end of day". Now it says "pending".

Emily's computer is totally locked up.

Windows 10

I was so concerned about certain things for trash day that I forgot my lunch and breakfast.

Cyber Monday.

Google's Cloud API is not documented well AT ALL. Samsung's SmartTV API isn't either.

Well poo. We forgot to get the roaster pan from Emily's mom. Guess we'll be making an evening trip.

Robodialers. No, I don't think the IRS has any tax evasion lawsuit open against me.

People who don't follow standard escalation procedures.

None of the caffeine-free options in the break room were cold, so I was stuck getting caffeine at 2:30pm.

Anti Grump: I'm not on call after all!

Mandatory security training. And it's past due.

Websites that require using a specific browser.

I just turned off the ability for any non-admins to inject HTML in their Grumps.