There is no salt or pepper in the break room.

Monday.

This light roast coffee tastes like dark roast.

I just sneezed so hard that I bit my tongue.

I WANT DONUTS

Left join queries.

Trying to remember which of the 5 passwords I have now belongs to my workstation to unlock it.

"Soup to Nuts"

Websites that are statically rendered at 800px wide. Yes, I know....

I just sneezed so hard that it made the back of my right hand hurt.

If you don't understand how much pain I'm in, you shouldn't default to the side of "It's not that bad." You don't know. Seriously. I have a very high tolerance for pain, and if I'm hurting enough that my body is going into "MUST SLEEP" mode because of the pain I'm in, perhaps it's REALLY BAD. Why don't you go find a way to cause your body to attack all of your soft tissues in a sinusoidal pattern of intensity then come back to me and judge my pain levels from the outside. I mean this for EVERY ONE WHO WOULD EVER POTENTIALLY READ THIS.

After lunch yesterday, my body decided to shut down. I had trouble staying awake and I felt really physically exhausted. I slept okay last night, but I woke up still feeling quite exhausted. I don't dig this.

People who block the doorway of the elevator before it opens.

Forced password change day.

I am in entirely too good of a mood today.

People dialing into a conference call and announcing themselves while someone else is talking. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYu_bGbZiiQ is so accurate

Greatly overslept.

Sciatica.

My wireless mouse keeps dropping the connection.

Somehow I managed to dump coffee all over my cell phone between here and home this morning. Good thing it's in a protective case.

Excel thinks it should treat my percentages with decimals as the next highest whole value.

I hate it when I'm reading my VIP token ID and it changes in the middle of me reading it.

I just dropped my squeezy stress ball into the abyss that is under my desk.

Powerpoint updates are still not complete.

Powerpoint updates.

Powerpoint.

Yesterday morning, my shoulder hurt. By the time I got done in the yard (minimal yard work) it was almost unusable. Then my back started in. I think I took a muscle relaxer at about 7pm and passed out in bed. Then I woke up and had trouble getting comfortable: every way I laid my arm, it hurt. I eventually gave up and went back to sleep. This morning, it hurts like crazy still, but at least I can move it without screaming in agony. Oh yeah, my back is feeling similar, too. Specifically, right above my hip on the right side. Makes me think that the SI joint over there is pissed off.

Bureaucratic processes.

Someone is spraying air freshener in the office again.

I leave for a lunchtime drive and when I return, my ASSIGNED PARKING SPACE is occupied.