So tired that I started off taking the wrong route to the office.

When you are going to present for a meeting, take 15 minutes well in advance of the meeting to verify that your machine can properly do the whole desktop sharing thing rather than waiting for your turn in the meeting and stalling the entire thing.

I totally forgot about getting ant treatment for the yard yesterday.

Which way the paper comes off the roll matters greatly when the toilet paper dispenser is the stacked roll style.

Monday.

Friday should not be this grumpy.

I have an ingrown hair on the back of my neck.

My back hurts.

I am quite tired.

My ribs hurt.

Expense reports.

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Jr didn't want to go to sleep last night at a reasonable time. I was up with him until about 2:30 when he fell asleep in my arms, then I couldn't get back to sleep until at least 3:00.

Someone on this conference call is working from home and their dog is whining in the background.

My oatmeal is cold.

The elevator smells like rotten apples.

They changed what kind of plastic spoons we have in the break room.

Restroom out of order.

Outdated vendor libraries with no supporting documentation available.

Headache.

I need to pee but I'm tied to my desk via phone.

Meetings are bleeding into my blocked out lunch time.

Friendly janitor dude needs to understand that the restroom is not a place to hold a conversation.

My push mower refused to start last evening and thus prevented me from mowing the rest of the yard.

I slept poorly last night.

Meetings that are scheduled for 1 hour but go well beyond.

Spending half a meeting asking who is invited and if any of those people have joined.

I hurt. Left hip, right knee, left ankle, both hands, right toes.

DLNA

Thanks Obama. My primary care doctor is starting a thing where I have to pay an additional $1650 a year just to see him.