I need to cough to break up this junk in my throat but my ribs are so incredibly sore and it hurts to do anything more than breathe.

I am so tired of being sick.

I just sneezed so hard that I bit my tongue.

I have 2 spots in my beard, right below my mouth, that the hairs have decided "nope" on the whole bit of coming out of my skin, making a U-turn and going back inside.

I have started to learn that I really dislike the feeling of cables laying on my leg, like from my keyboard or mouse.

Our microwave bit the dust the other day. The soonest we could get a replacement (keeping with the same brand/model) is tomorrow. It's been painful without one.

My outer left ear just started aching intensely for some reason. Like, the helix, the bigger part of the outer ear.

My hands smell like the tomato plants even though I have washed my hands multiple times since I touched them.

While I really enjoy a good storm, I hate how my body feels during and after it.

Why is common sense so uncommon?

The only reason I haven't Grump'd in a while is because I couldn't log in from my laptop or phone. That's been fixed.

Why are nearly all showers in the country designed for people shorter than I am?

Even though I walked 40 miles last week and had no issue with it whatsoever, getting out of the van at the office this morning I somehow twisted my left hip and knee really bad.

Even though I am marking things as read in Slack, every time I scroll the threads view and think I'm at the last message, it loads more messages and tells me I have even more unread.

Our electricity contract expires in 29 days and I need to figure out which plan and provider we are going with next. I don't trust all those online tools because they are all based on the average rate of the usage, rather than the actual usage. I much prefer to know what they charge for each usage range and whatnot and base my choice on what the prior year's usage was. It's a lot of work, and it takes reading through the stupid "standardized" documents they have, called the EFL, and figuring out exactly what the plan's charges are.

WHY THE <CENSORED> DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE A VIDEO?!

I suddenly have a craving for a cheap, Tombstone pizza.

I just installed the Arc browser but I can't log in to GrumpLog on it.

Absolutely everything is pissing me off today.

The internet is making me very angry for no good reason.

1. Why did Houston Baptist University rename to Houston Christian University?
2. Why am I getting mail from them?

This stupid tactile allodynia. Now I have a pain my left thumb that feels a lot like I had one of those skin "hangnail" like things and ripped it off my thumb, except this is way back where my thumb meets my palm, and there is no damaged skin there at all.

Why do people allude to important things instead of directly addressing whatever the topic is?

Why do my hands smell like stagnant water, even after washing them multiple times?

Why do engine cooling/overheating issues always wait to surface after fixing the air conditioner? I mean, I know why it happens, but why doesn't it happen or notify before the air conditioner issues surface?

Why does Excedrin come in bottles of 24, 200, and 300, but nothing in like the 50, 100, or 150 range?

Why am I getting a nasty sore throat suddenly?

Whenever I am home alone, I forget that the thermostat will go into away mode unless I walk by it or otherwise change the settings. The result is that it gets too hot in the house which really makes my CFS disorder flare up.

I want to go back to sleep.

I forgot my keyboard and trackpad for my work computer this morning. They're sitting on my desk at home.