In what world do MAXIMUM PASSWORD LENGTH rules make sense?!
Useless documentation.
Why am I so incredibly tired all of a sudden?!
How many browser pages does the Acrobat Reader install have to open?
Ugh, day 2 of waking up in the 5:00 hour for no reason whatsoever.
I woke up at 5:30am for no reason whatsoever.
The last 5 sites I went to that started with "at" in the domain name were for medical reasons. Why in the livin' heck did Chrome think that this time I wanted to see AT&T?
Why is it so incredibly complicated to work with PDFs in C#?!
This cup of coffee tastes burnt.
I'm losing my voice AGAIN and I feel like crap.
Yet again, Slack is broken. I can't cmd+k to switch unless I cmd+r to reload it first.
Chair roller mats.
Things only an adult would say: My favorite plunger broke.
A new level of Grumpiness: I'm starting new rounds of games at the very beginning, despite how far I've reached higher levels because I want simple and fun, not hard work.
Slack is all sorts of broken today. I can't use the cmd+k or cmd+g features.
I barely slept last night. I took the day off from work so I could sleep and recover. I haven't been able to sleep now, even with a dose of NyQuil. I'm bored, I'm tired, and I'm easily frustrated.
Went to the doctor because I lost my voice last week and still don't have it back. I just got a phone call from a healthcare survey company to see how my appointment went. I still don't have a voice.
I'm just sitting here, typing out messages for work things, and my watch suddenly said "Way to go! Move alert cleared!"
Glad to know the bar is set so low now.
Websites that auto-play video content when the page loads.
Something in the garbage this morning smelled like rotting potatoes. I took the garbage out, but I've had that smell stuck in my nose ever since.
Packaging that says "Tear along perforations" that doesn't actually cleanly tear along that.
I just bit down weird on a very crunchy french fry in a way that caused part of it to go between my two upper front teeth.
Password change day.
My hands smell like A.E. Staley.
Despite washing it several times, the lid for my Yeti tumbler still has that sweet-ish fermented smell to it. I'm going to have to soak it in something tonight.
Why in the flippin' flip did someone trade me trash cans?! I don't want their trash!
WHY IS THE HEAT ON IN THE OFFICE?!
I forgot about my Yeti last Friday when I got home from the office, and it was left in the side pocket of my backpack all the way up to today. I had also failed to rinse it out on Friday, so the lingering coffee started to ferment and now the lid smells of that fermentation. Also, my hands smell like it because I washed it when I noticed this morning. The soap was unable to remove the smell.
I DON'T WANT A VIDEO TO TELL ME WHERE OR HOW TO DO A THING!
That can of Monster Mean Bean had serious issues. It was not a very firm can when I opened it, then the first sip was totally wrong. The best I can describe it is that it tasted like gasoline.