I am suddenly craving something with mayonnaise on it.
I messed up my back changing a toilet seat.
More generative AI hate: The Bing Image Creator is giving me results that are _not at all_ what I have asked it to give me.
Coldplay.
It doesn't seem like Spotify's "Shuffle" is working at all today.
I have Blue October’s “I Hope You’re Happy” stuck in my head.
ChatGPT is useless and I hate it so much that I have deleted my account from it.
Even my nose hairs are turning white.
Why is the bottom of my coffee cup sticking to the napkin under it?
Why does the Windows calculator keep opening with certain system-level management keystrokes?
Trolls.
Video culture.
Why did I think it was okay to carry 4 6.5 foot steel fence posts instead of getting a shopping cart for them?
There's something in my boot that's rubbing a blister on my foot, but it's too much work to take it off and check. It'll just have to wait until I get home.
It's been so long since I've been to the office that my coffee creamer has expired.
My badge pulley thing broke this morning as I was entering the office.
I hear a squeaking bearing and I'm not sure what it is.
Still have a bit of the mosquito bite that's itchy like crazy, and it's been 6 days since it happened.
Middle ear myoclonus.
This dang mosquito bite from 2 days ago is still angry and itchy.
Texas coast mosquitoes are no joke. I got bit by two of them last night at the mother-in-law's, and they're still inflamed and itchy today. Those things were big enough that they needed to be saddled and tamed to ride around the area, and the one wasn't even on me for more than a second but still managed to vampire me.
Why is luefufu's Grump Map redder than mine?
I can't be awake right now. Monster didn't help, coffee isn't doing anything other than making my mouth happy.
Why do my legs feel like I ran a marathon last night?
Our microwave that we had for several years failed a few weeks ago. We replaced it with the same model, but that one just failed.
I am suddenly craving cheap ramen noodles, not the cup-o-noodles variety though.
I clearly need to drink this cup of coffee. I just attempted to set the cup on my trackpad thinking it was my coaster.
Why the <CENSORED> does the calculator keep opening new windows?!
I had my headset running on batteries today for some reason and failed to realize the battery level was dropping too low to keep operating.
“The G.O.A.T.”