lueyfufu's Grumps

Salad recipes - do I really need a recipe to tell me how to chop some vegetables and toss them with greens?

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"This ________ is everything."

This pen is skipping like a mofo and 2/3 of what I write isn't coming out.

My HydroFlask lid is ticking me off. I got a new straw lid a few months ago because the original one was letting in a ton of air when I drank from it. Now the new one is doing the exact same thing.

Having to grump on Skudd's behalf because he's too busy to do so himself.

Ashley at SalesDog

"Shop the ten best dry shampoos we're obsessed with"

Our bedroom lampshades smell like dirty socks.

"at this time"

Stupid Mr. Lofthouse and his delicious cookies!

Being judged for preferring the self checkout at stores.

Incomplete if/then statements.

The way Lynette Nusbacher over-enunciates, and also the way she talks so intensely you think she's going to rip your face off.

The spelling of the official song title "Hot in Herre"

The strong winds keep making the door between the kitchen and garage pop open even though it's securely latched.

"Prayers to the family"

"I'm obsessed!" # "I like this thing."

"comfy"

create # curr-ate

New scratches on my glasses.

People who pronounce the B in "subtle"

I WANT TO TAKE A NAP

People who see everyone and everything as either all good or all bad. The world is not black and white.

When tea leaves manage to escape the filter and end up floating in my tea.

Getting political advertising texts addressed to John.

We represent the Lollipop Guild...

Five fricking minutes for one bus stop is a little excessive.

Keurig.

All the things.