The amount of vocal fry in this Kohl's ad is unbearable.
The word "comfy"
Poop on the toilet seat in the women's restroom. What is this, a preschool??
Twerking ice cream cones.
Skudd implying I'm not grumpy today.
Shopping sites that require me to create an account in order to browse. Buh bye.
The way Roland Orzabal bares his teeth in the "Shout" video. Like one of those whitening toothpaste commercials where you know the actors were told to show as much teeth as possible while talking.
literally
Envelope glue.
When the air is humid enough that the last Pop Rocks in the package stick together along the sides and I can't get them out.
"It's a process."
Realtor photos with overdone HDR.
Limp Bizkit ruined "Behind Blue Eyes" for me. I can't think of it without thinking of the Speak & Spell voice.
When Facebook won't let me be myself.
Something about this coffee (or maybe the creamer) is weird today.
The scent of Johnson's baby shampoo has changed.
difference of opinion # attack
Shopping for clothes makes me hate the world.
"The Internet is for porn" song.
Screwing up grumps.
Screwing up grumsp.
Manufactured drama.
ex-tee-ur
watery eyes almost immediately when I stepped into the office
#SquadGoals
"game changer"
You just lost the game.
When I spend five minutes trying to track down the missing record and then suddenly realize I'm an idiot and 57 + 4 = 61, not 62.
Whispering in movies, tv shows, or on the radio.
Islands in the Stream