In the middle of typing up a very important thing for my teams in Slack, my authentication token expired and I got logged out, losing everything I had written.

Another nail in the coffin for my car: The windshield washer pump stopped working.

Instead of hitting the "snooze" button on my alarm I hit the "off" button.

Password change day. Again. Seems like it's earlier this time.

I think I had my morning schedule wrong by an hour. I thought rehearsal was at 7:00, but the only other person here is the pastor.

Why in all that is reasonable are there STILL poinsettias in this building?!

I just got a weird craving for some sort of food, but I can't identify what the craving was.

I am already so angry this morning that I almost put my fist through a wall.

The ending of "October Sky" got me teary-eyed.

In the middle of doing some work, my computer suddenly decided to reboot for Windows updates.

Visual Studio 2022 is garbage.

I just reinstalled Windows and realized that I didn't back up my email filter rules.

Why is Spotify playing me all the really sad and death-oriented songs this morning?

Wordle.

My coffee cup is empty.

Why are medical payment sites, especially for the world's largest medical community in a city (and nearby 'burbs) so jank looking? It feels like meeting a guy wearing a trench coat and hat in a dark alley just to pay my doctor bills.

Slack tried to implement my feature request, but failed hard at it. I wanted tabbed conversations, not this split view nonsense. I need more than one conversation in that space too, but they implemented in such a way that you can only have one in the split view and the main view.

Why does it bother me that cartoon voices of new material in old franchises are different than what I remember from my childhood?

These chairs suck. Can we get moving or at least send everyone home?

Dunkin Donuts is advertising avacado toast.

I knew I had jury duty on February 28th, but I didn't realize how close the 28th was until I got out of bed this morning.

Grackles and lawn crews at 8:00am on the day I wanted to sleep in until 10:00.

The heavy armed zombie feeling gabapentin gives me.

Quest Diagnostics.

I was looking everywhere for my cell phones and couldn't find them. I had Emily call them and it turned out they were right on my desk, between my coffee cup and my notebook.

burnt_toast forgot about GrumpLog.

Slack outage.

We got Jr a proper metronome for his piano, and selected the one because it was the best seller and had the most positive ratings on Amazon. Apparently though, someone said "It's loud enough that I can play my drums to it." They weren't wrong.

Forced OS updates first thing in the morning.

My phone was just giving me more notifications at a rate quicker than I could clear them.